Cafeteria Sign

Cafeteria Sign

posted on 16 Dec 2002 in Chinglish

I give my life and my company, but

they just keep demanding more…

 

Photo courtesy of Brian Medower.

Taken from a cafeteria in Taiwan.

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taz
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taz

very well organized execution…

don
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don

..and give the coroner a tip

CP
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CP

I hate those corporations! ……Keeping our tables clean after dying, chairs in position, and what not. I say it’s none of their “business”. Soon the government will be doing the same thing! Oh crap! …..GM

Clair
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Clair

The food is SO bad here they must make sure you clean up after dying!

Rawr
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Rawr

*angry chinese voice* You die on table? You no clean table? We study necromancy and brin you back to life, then you clean table! Then we take you outside and let you die!

Branes
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Branes

This place is FILLED with corporate zombies!!!

Y&U
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talk about a work-a-rant

the-one-and-only
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the-one-and-only

HARAKIRI FOR EXECS 101, MAYBE?

collin
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collin

“HEY WAITER!” gimme a gun would ya?

fuzion
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fuzion

dang it….my towels gonna get red….

Gerson
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Gerson

People do not live long at this cafe eh?

snackycakez
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snackycakez

Don’t worry, once I’m dead the chair won’t move an inch.

Henry
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Waiter! One big bag for corpse take away please…

sparky
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sparky

I’m dying to try this place.

ArallaHiney
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ArallaHiney

Sounds like they got a pretty menial afterlife in the ROC

epicak
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epicak

Sorry, I forgot my knife!

Miss Monty
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Miss Monty

(Cafeteria worker kicks dead body on the floor)

Cafeteria Worker: Hey, you! Clean up your mess and put your tray away!

catboy676
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catboy676

how do i clean the table, IF I’M DEAD?!?!

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