Cafeteria Sign

Cafeteria Sign

posted on 16 Dec 2002 in Chinglish

I give my life and my company, but

they just keep demanding more…

 

Photo courtesy of Brian Medower.

Taken from a cafeteria in Taiwan.

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MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
13 years ago

Oh and make sure to leave your car keys and bank accounts where we can see them.

Soundphreek
Soundphreek
13 years ago

Thank you for coming to Zombie Cafe.

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
13 years ago

this sign must be for knocking off CEO’s

michael
michael
13 years ago

So after we get poisoned by the food we still have to clean the table?

rogueofmv
rogueofmv
13 years ago

What? I never signed over my corporation’s stock to *is shot*

Kent Gomez
Kent Gomez
13 years ago

I’ve seen this reminder posted in my companies’ canteen. I was laughing too hard when I saw it. Pls. clean after dying. lol.

Kent Gomez
Kent Gomez
13 years ago

I’ve seen this reminder posted in my company’s canteen. I was laughing too hard when I saw it. Pls. clean after dying. lol.

Tyler
Tyler
13 years ago

P.S. Zombies: Please don’t eat your waiters’ brains. They kind of need them.

Brian
Brian
13 years ago

How can you keep the table clean after you die? Barring some sort of vampire situation.

Michael
Michael
13 years ago

Have my lawyers write this into my will.

Anonymous
Anonymous
13 years ago

Please tip your murderer. Thank you.

Belbe
Belbe
13 years ago

It is rude not to clean up your own mess, everyone knows that.

Accli
Accli
13 years ago

Talk about a hostile takeover!

Ken
Ken
13 years ago

Catch 22!

V-man
V-man
13 years ago

And there I was, thinking that the government guys invited me here just to offer my company a bailout…

ronsterman
ronsterman
13 years ago

don’t worry i dont make a mess when i die…

Christine
Christine
13 years ago

Dying is strictly prohibited in that other place, but you can do it here as long as you are tidy as you die and leave your corporation. no blowing out of brain and make sure your bowels and bladder have been pre-emptied before dying…

whovian
whovian
13 years ago

After all, your mother doesn’t live here.

BSting
13 years ago

this is the best school lunch ive ever had

lkmjr
lkmjr
13 years ago

All messy dyers will be shot.

Ghost08
Ghost08
13 years ago

but if your going to die please do it outside so we don’t have to clean it up

Ayabie fan
Ayabie fan
13 years ago

I was sitting on the couch with the big guy and Hermes shows up.
“Mail from the comis”
Effing hate mail.
“We are sorry to inform you that said cafe is suing you for leaving a mess at your table.”
Now gods sending me back.
OCD B@%!$*d

DP Interworld
13 years ago

Rat poison pellets for lunch anyone?

Matthew Woo
Matthew Woo
13 years ago

I need to write my will first……

ricaminun
ricaminun
13 years ago

… gosh… at least they are honest

bubbathesnubba
bubbathesnubba
12 years ago

Well i guess tipping the waiter is out of the question

Cake
Cake
12 years ago

Corporations that lead to on-table deaths is pretty typical I would say… “waiter! Get me a rag!”

orapshi
orapshi
12 years ago

And they were so nice and polite about it! Ah, the inscrutible Orient!

katrina
katrina
12 years ago

so do you mean that i have to bring a mop, bucket, and a towel to your restaurant??? AND i have to clean up after i die!?!?!

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

I can see through the janitors here…

Lora
Lora
12 years ago

Please swallow poison to cause dying. It’s a lot cleaner than guns and razors. 😉

Neals
Neals
12 years ago

Now ya tell me. I died at my table, left a big mess, moved my chair off position and was on my way out when I saw your little sign here…..

Egypt-chan
Egypt-chan
12 years ago

After you die, you must clean yourself up and push in your chair.

Taylor
Taylor
12 years ago

Funny, this is the exact same sign thats in the cafeteria at MY school!

LaughingCoy
LaughingCoy
12 years ago

What exactly was in that food?

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
12 years ago

Those who do not clean their tables after dying will be executed.

arasuki
arasuki
12 years ago

no… must survive a few more seconds….
“failed to clean”
“waiter sticks a $1000 fine on your back”

neenz
neenz
12 years ago

Mafia Cafe. $3 Pints, Karaoke Tuesdays and Musical Chairs Fridays!

david
david
12 years ago

Your mother doesen´t live here. She died too.

Iam Jhonsoon
Iam Jhonsoon
12 years ago

This is an official and standard sign you can buy in various shops all over China. Therefore, you’ll see it in many different places.

Does anyone think ‘dying’ was meant to be ‘dining’ and ‘corporation’ is ‘cooperation’?

drumming_panda
drumming_panda
12 years ago

Their food was so horrible, they didn’t get any business. So this is the Chef’s plan of getting a monopoly.

Bl3achCraZy
12 years ago

hm, so the food is that bad O.o

bb
bb
12 years ago

This restaurant was probably owned by Suicide Booth Corp.

poco
poco
12 years ago

After dying? is this message for ghosts?

josefina`
josefina`
12 years ago

their prices must be KILLER!

Christian Aldrig Asienturist
Christian Aldrig Asienturist
12 years ago

maybe “to corporate” is a way of conating your corpse to the restaurant after dying !?

chieromancer
chieromancer
12 years ago

Starbuck’s can’t understand why it ‘s not doing well in Taiwan.

玫玫
玫玫
12 years ago

We’d like to see your social security number as well. Lol.

Someone
Someone
12 years ago

And you expect me to die …why? Gee, the food must taste terrible.

3.141592....
3.141592....
12 years ago

And I suppose they have a will writing service here, too?
Because otherwise I see no way I can give up my corporation.

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