Attention Please

Attention Please

posted on 13 Jun 2003 in Signs

Sneaky, those ifs…. 

 

Photo courtesy of Dave Scholz.

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CarbonatedCube
CarbonatedCube
12 years ago

An If killed my great-great-grandpa during the civil war, the miserable coward.

Strider
Strider
12 years ago

WANTED: If and When, spotted shop rifting. Give you much reward.

Eazy
Eazy
11 years ago

Those darn if’s. Making us second guess our decisions, live with regrets, and build false hopes- and now shoplifting! We need to have a serious talk

MissHannah
MissHannah
11 years ago

No ifs, ands or buts allow.

Blac Kat
Blac Kat
9 years ago

If I catch that if, I’m gonna give him one heck of a coopelation.

Willem
Willem
9 years ago

ten thousand yens. Two bucks and a quarter.

Pim
Pim
8 years ago

Only ¥ 10,000? Still, I apprecite the gestule.

Dan
Dan
7 years ago

A man showed that sign to the shop keeper a week later – he made 20,000 yen.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

As in Stephen King’s ‘If’

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Wait, is that Japanese Yen or Chinese Yuan? Cause that’d either be 100 or 1500 US dollars. These things are good to know before someone turns into a rat.

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