Once I recycle, this will be 100% human water…
Photo courtesy of Casey Muratori.
Its made from people! Soylent water @.@
Hand squeezed from only the finest selection of humans.
Yes, it’s 2% human water, but don’t let that scare you! The color and flavor are masked with lemon, so you can’t even tell…
This is for when you are only 98 percent. Its the 2 percent you are lacking! And here is the solution to all my problems! Always just shy of a full load, I can have a can of 2%!
The other 98% is monkey water.
Lemon?!!! That explains the poem Milk, Milk, Lemonade… I can’t wait to see their Human Fudge, we all know where that is made!
New from Soylent?
released after approval from pope
Lemon flavored human water? My favorite!
I just don’t feel id be good with lemon, im more of a orange
Dune, A mans flesh is his own but his water will be sold.
next human 2% human apple juice 98% piss
waiter! this water taste like pee!
Around the corner?
From naturally occurring human springs!