Get out of the kitchen!
Photo shows the bottom of a ceramic mug.
The dishwasher isnt safe?! Oh my god!
Get out of the kitchen! It’s a trap!
No, no, guys, it’s OK. Only dishwashers and microwave ovens that are MADE IN CHINA are “NOT SAFE.” Oh. Wait a second…
Nothing is safe from this porcelain peccant pilferer, this corrupt criminal crockery, for the moment you turn your back, this amazing Ash Tray will abscond with all your electronic posessions and sell them on ebay.
Or… this mug will mug you.
oh but i bet the coffee pot is fine huh?? you’re just jealus
Wonder what it can tell me about my fridge
Watch out! The dishwasher’s got a knife! It’s got a lot of knives!
This is the reason I stopped putting knives in my dishwasher.
CALL 911 NOW!
Of course they are not safe. They are electrical appliances!
Anything Made In China Not Safe