Notice of Take Staircase

Notice of Take Staircase

posted on 16 Mar 2004 in Chinglish

 

From a sign in China.

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CM
CM
12 years ago

I want a job as a keeper of the staircase…….

Fu
Fu
12 years ago

I guess I’ll just diaport in the elevator instead. I have no choice but to protrude my tartness and keenness anyway.

Julia
Julia
12 years ago

Please to ambulate with the keeper in the diaport with keenness, tartly.

Dalet
Dalet
11 years ago

Fine, I’ll just take the damn elevator.

munchy365
11 years ago

Sorry Dalet. No ambulatingly hop in elevator go you.

Marisa
Marisa
11 years ago

I always thought the staircase was a tart!

jugg
jugg
11 years ago

staircase to heaven

person
person
11 years ago

whats so dangerous about this staircase- WHAAAA!!!!
(cracking of bone)

Aaron
Aaron
10 years ago

Screw this. Where’s the elevator?

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
10 years ago

I have to fasten my arm to the armrest???? Are you sure this is in a safe place????

pyraetos
9 years ago

If this weren’t botched English, it would still be hilarious. Staircase rule?!?

1. You are ordered to hold the siderail at all times.
2. Children and old folks must be accompanied by a designated staircase employee.
3. Don’t stall at the entrace to the staircase.
4. Getting on the side rail is STRICTLY PROHIBITED.
5. Bicycles are not allowed.
6. … I can’t even translate this one… Don’t eat keen tarts ont he staircase?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Mommy, why did you take my diaport? I need to pee!

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