Salty Cat and What…?

Salty Cat and What…?

posted on 24 May 2004 in Drinks

…with the fizz from 17 monkeys in every can!

 

Photo courtesy of Brian Masshardt.

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Christopher Arbizu
Christopher Arbizu
12 years ago

The only drink to taste like monkeys, carbonation, and salty felines.

Christopher Arbizu
Christopher Arbizu
12 years ago

For those with more “Exotic” tastes in drinks.

bookhobbit
12 years ago

How much fizz per monkey?

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
11 years ago

Sweet & sour doggy

hyde-luff
hyde-luff
11 years ago

Now with extra 10% monkey.

Josh
Josh
11 years ago

Our monkeys are happy to give you all their fizz!

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

Capybara fizz on the markets next month!

Mikey
Mikey
11 years ago

Salty cat! nom nom nom

dave
dave
11 years ago

Monkey fizz? I don’t think I want to know what’s in the ingredients.

Lexyy
Lexyy
11 years ago

And our brand new “EXOTIC” Flavor:
Stinky dog! – Now in 3 assorted smells.

chris
chris
11 years ago

thats a typo, its monkey jizz.

Mandee
Mandee
11 years ago

It’s the Monkey Fizz that made the cat salty…

person guy
person guy
11 years ago

*SLUUUUUUUUURRRP* tastes like banana

Darktinkerbell
Darktinkerbell
11 years ago

*singing* ” Salty Cat….Salty Cat, what are they feeding you?”

Duck Soap
Duck Soap
11 years ago

Do the LOLcat people know about this?

Monkey Jizz
Monkey Jizz
11 years ago

Monkey Jizz Sounds About Right

person
person
11 years ago

guy1: So how long will it take to get to japan?
guy2: oh, i dont know…
flightattendant: 好む飲み物のか。
guys: Pardon?
flightattendant: would you like a drink sir?
guys: oh, yes please.
(guys take drinks)
guy1: hey did you see that movie that came out last week?
guy2: oh yeah…
guys: (sip)OMG!!!!! CAPTAIN!!!! MY TONGUE IS ON FIRE!!
guy!: SALTY BE PRECISE!
guy2:FIZZING TO BE PRECISE!!!

vik1982
vik1982
10 years ago

I guess salty cat sounded better than salty pussy.

igiboydeguzman
igiboydeguzman
10 years ago

So good, it’ll make you go “WHOA!!!”

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

I think I can do without the monkey farts… I mean “fizz”

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

man this salty cat really makes me thirsty

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

CAUTION: May contain traces of nuts. Umm, I mean cats.

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