Toilet Seat Cover

Toilet Seat Cover

posted on 5 Oct 2004 in Bags/Packaging

My seat cover is so anal…

 

Photo courtesy of Michael Degelbeck.

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coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

…and then poop

McBalaban
McBalaban
12 years ago

Guranteed to induce suicidal tendencies!

Kelly
Kelly
12 years ago

what a naive toilet seat

nick
nick
12 years ago

Can I trade in my old X Type

kevin
kevin
12 years ago

toilet seat cover wisdom

Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

Why read a magazine on the toilet when you can ponder the meaning of life itself?

CarbonatedCube
CarbonatedCube
12 years ago

People don’t get to touch nature enough anymore… especially nuts! Now reconsider your life.

audinac
audinac
12 years ago

They definitely take their sh*tting seriously…

toBec
toBec
12 years ago

…once finished, roll it up and smoke it like I did. The announcer.

James
James
11 years ago

The simplicity and naivite never lost my interest. Then I accidentally pooped on the floor.

yaka mashineh
yaka mashineh
11 years ago

Damn, makes me want to sit on the toilet for hours. I’ve been overlooking one of life’s pure and simple pleasures for MUCH too long…

docweasel
11 years ago

I think what it’s saying is, when you’re taking a shit, stop and smell the roses

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

I bet this is Madonna’s toilet seat cover.

Andy
Andy
11 years ago

uh… I think I’ll stand, thanks anyway

LaughingCoy
LaughingCoy
11 years ago

Yes! I can now turn MY toilet into a zen toilet!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

For Zen enthusiasts who enjoy pondering while on the potty… just be careful not to levitate off the seat until you’re done. 🙂

Tiny Grass
Tiny Grass
9 years ago

When a toilet seat cover tells me to reconsider my life…

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

By the time I got done reading this ,I sh*t my pants!

ray
ray
5 years ago

It says it will ” relieve ones mind ” , I just want to relieve my bowels !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Now now, toilet cover …

Myself
4 years ago

After realizing that in my busy, everyday life, I no longer have the chance to touch nuts (as well as touching flowers, the ocean, wind, water, sky, and the Earth), I’m definitely going to reconsider being alive!

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