Don’t Touch Me!

Don’t Touch Me!

posted on 30 Aug 2005 in Chinglish, Signs

My lawn has some emotional baggage…

 

Sign found in China

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Zoe
Zoe
12 years ago

im allergic to violence too it brings me out in cuts and bruises lol

Angelbaby
Angelbaby
12 years ago

I wouldn’t touch the trees either, they’re pretty sensitive, too.

wolfshade
wolfshade
12 years ago

That poor lawn has been hurt to many times…

krislikewhaat
krislikewhaat
12 years ago

It actually says that in the Chinese as well

Emery Ward
Emery Ward
12 years ago

I’d rather be verbally abused.

toBec
toBec
12 years ago

I still have nightmares of the lawmower after a ten years therapy

Greener on the other side
Greener on the other side
12 years ago

Don’t walk all over me or treat me like a door-mat. My shrink says I need to keep practising being assertive to help my poor self-esteem

tome
tome
12 years ago

My glass is sensitivity. I hurt when one takes one foot and takes flight on my ground that is mine.

P.K.
12 years ago

Gee, I shouldn’t have wished my grass was emo.

fbr
fbr
11 years ago

Don’t rape me, I’m a virgin

AZ
AZ
11 years ago

i wish my grass was emo so that it would cut itself… oh, wait, maybe it is.

FLO
FLO
11 years ago

So much for keep of the grass…

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

It’s a sign! Grass can be emo and cut itself!

YoYo
YoYo
11 years ago

Kiss me instead.

niels brouwer
niels brouwer
11 years ago

After rumours of aggressive tree-huggers in the park, even the grass didn’t feel safe anymore..

Chloristine
11 years ago

I wish this lawn was emo… so it could cut itself!

Seamus
Seamus
11 years ago

You know our environment are in grave danger when plants are emo.

Ting
Ting
11 years ago

you should put those on the trees.

Mandee
Mandee
11 years ago

But do walk on me with stiletto heels of 5 inches; this hurt I like…

Jimbo
Jimbo
11 years ago

This grass was abused as a child.

Emily
Emily
11 years ago

Yes, it does actually say the same thing in the Chinese text

John
John
11 years ago

my lawn is going through a REALLY messy divorce

dave
dave
11 years ago

I’d be afraid of pain too if someone was mowing ME constantly.

noumuon
noumuon
11 years ago

sadly, this is an accurate translation of the actual sign.

boo
boo
11 years ago

the chinese version has an equally bizzare grammatical mistake

Dying in hell
Dying in hell
11 years ago

So can I kick your ass?

loopdeloop
11 years ago

if I cant hurt you, can I kill you?

ENKC
11 years ago

It’s not easy being green.

bridget
11 years ago

Emotional instability is so unappealing. I’m going back to the park where the grass smiles at me…..

Dave
11 years ago

Stay off the lawn you yard molester!

Nicholas
10 years ago

Paranoid grass needs medication…

paulooo
paulooo
10 years ago

I won’t let anyone touch me ever again after what happened with my wife! Oh…

BAM1104
BAM1104
10 years ago

“Don’t touch me, i’m afraid of hurt”…… Thats what she said

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

A story of love gone wrong… When poor green grass was hurt by his lover Bermuda, he assured himself he’d never let another weed touch his roots again.

iM CRAZY!!
iM CRAZY!!
10 years ago

i feel bad for….it?

-
-
10 years ago

my name is not “Hurt”… can I touch you, then?

don
don
10 years ago

sorry i pissed on you last night. i was drunk

Lala
Lala
10 years ago

you hate me becoz i “touch-touch” you(grass)??sorry i have to becoz there no another way!!

LagX
LagX
9 years ago

Dont hurt me, im afraid of touch!

hahahaah
9 years ago

It actually says “Do not step on me. I am afraid of pain” in Chinese.

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I KILL YOU!

It was funny with the dead terrorist, as for the grass I think ill stay away…. Japanese grass… who knows what could happen.

f
f
8 years ago

whaa haha just like old games “select difficulty” screen

epicak
epicak
8 years ago

I’m not afraid of hurt. So sign touch me..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Don’t touch me, I don’t know where you’ve been

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