Don’t Touch Me!

im allergic to violence too it brings me out in cuts and bruises lol

I wouldn’t touch the trees either, they’re pretty sensitive, too.

That poor lawn has been hurt to many times…

It actually says that in the Chinese as well

I’d rather be verbally abused.

I still have nightmares of the lawmower after a ten years therapy

Don’t walk all over me or treat me like a door-mat. My shrink says I need to keep practising being assertive to help my poor self-esteem

My glass is sensitivity. I hurt when one takes one foot and takes flight on my ground that is mine.

Gee, I shouldn’t have wished my grass was emo.

Don’t rape me, I’m a virgin

i wish my grass was emo so that it would cut itself… oh, wait, maybe it is.

So much for keep of the grass…

It’s a sign! Grass can be emo and cut itself!

Kiss me instead.

After rumours of aggressive tree-huggers in the park, even the grass didn’t feel safe anymore..

I wish this lawn was emo… so it could cut itself!

You know our environment are in grave danger when plants are emo.

you should put those on the trees.

But do walk on me with stiletto heels of 5 inches; this hurt I like…

This grass was abused as a child.

Yes, it does actually say the same thing in the Chinese text

my lawn is going through a REALLY messy divorce

I’d be afraid of pain too if someone was mowing ME constantly.

sadly, this is an accurate translation of the actual sign.

the chinese version has an equally bizzare grammatical mistake

So can I kick your ass?

if I cant hurt you, can I kill you?

It’s not easy being green.

Emotional instability is so unappealing. I’m going back to the park where the grass smiles at me…..

Stay off the lawn you yard molester!

Paranoid grass needs medication…

I won’t let anyone touch me ever again after what happened with my wife! Oh…

“Don’t touch me, i’m afraid of hurt”…… Thats what she said

A story of love gone wrong… When poor green grass was hurt by his lover Bermuda, he assured himself he’d never let another weed touch his roots again.

i feel bad for….it?

my name is not “Hurt”… can I touch you, then?

sorry i pissed on you last night. i was drunk

you hate me becoz i “touch-touch” you(grass)??sorry i have to becoz there no another way!!

Dont hurt me, im afraid of touch!

It actually says “Do not step on me. I am afraid of pain” in Chinese.

STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I KILL YOU!

It was funny with the dead terrorist, as for the grass I think ill stay away…. Japanese grass… who knows what could happen.

whaa haha just like old games “select difficulty” screen

I’m not afraid of hurt. So sign touch me..

Don’t touch me, I don’t know where you’ve been