Special Restaurant

Special Restaurant

posted on 27 Nov 2005 in Engrish from Other Countries

Where every day is ‘special’… 

 

Photo courtesy of Joe Moschella.

Found in Orly airport (Paris, France). 

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Angelbaby
Angelbaby
12 years ago

If you’re not “Special” you’re not allowed in.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

For those flights when you just can’t understand what the hell is the pilot doing…

ed sherman
ed sherman
11 years ago

they prefer to be called mentally challenged.

melliemichelle
melliemichelle
11 years ago

had to take a short yellow bus to get here….

Audinac
Audinac
11 years ago

“Hello and welcome, this is your captain speaking. First step is to push the lever up 1 place for flaps. There we go. Now what? … Lets see…taking off… page 204…”

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
11 years ago

You can’t laugh at the people here or you’ll get in trouble.

Micha
Micha
11 years ago

Why does the retarded section have more dangerous utensils?

Steve
Steve
11 years ago

Hey, in America they cant even spell english correctly..ie colour, favour, etc. So dont knock it. After all, English belongs to England. !

nihao
11 years ago

The flight uses the short plane, too!

Mandee
Mandee
11 years ago

Protective head gear include drool catcher…no extra charge on the retarded flights.

Joseph
Joseph
11 years ago

The only restaurant where the O Rly Owl takes retards on free flights!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

where every activity involves a shiny plastic helmet to keep the special juices flowing in the ol noggin

BSting
11 years ago

here the meals are all cut down to peices smaller than m&ms and they only alow sporks

Ann Onymous
Ann Onymous
11 years ago

The restaurant has to cater to the available clientelle… all the SMART people went to the bar.

Ann Onymous
Ann Onymous
11 years ago

Once you’re done at the bar, you’ll qualify for the restaurant

Random
Random
11 years ago

For those days where you wanna be surrounded by people as special as you

anonymous
anonymous
11 years ago

> Orly airport
wait WHAT?!

Andrew
Andrew
11 years ago

For those pilots who just cant quite reach cruising altitude.

Ben Dover
10 years ago

It’s kinda like Ronald McDonald meets Outback …

Ben Dover
10 years ago

Where Ronald McDonald visits Outback.

j s
j s
8 years ago

“Vols retardés” means “delayed flights”…another case of overly literal translation.

ethereal_fire
ethereal_fire
8 years ago

Is this where you go when you don’t like your airline?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– A flight to go, please.

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