Chinese Water Closet

Chinese Water Closet

posted on 2 Dec 2005 in Chinglish

You’re lucky we give you toiletpaper…

 

Photo courtesy of Saara Halmetoja.

Sign found in China. 

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Angelbaby
Angelbaby
12 years ago

So, you don’t want me to wash my hands, afterwards?

Steve
Steve
12 years ago

What if I just fart?

Aidan
Aidan
12 years ago

How about vomit?

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
12 years ago

That explains why it is so stinky

SNOOKIE
SNOOKIE
12 years ago

all employees must not wash hands after using restroom !!!

SNOOKIE
SNOOKIE
12 years ago

remind me not to eat in this restaurant

FLO
FLO
11 years ago

So much for being straight forward…

the mighty lub
the mighty lub
11 years ago

oh yeagh! cause I was gonna stick around.

Waz
Waz
11 years ago

So this is where Eric Crapton comes to do his business!

estrelika
estrelika
11 years ago

gotta save some water!

lulu
lulu
11 years ago

how bout f%$king?

Fyrus
Fyrus
11 years ago

What about diarhea and vomiting?

Christine
Christine
11 years ago

No hanging around and tapping your foot, Senator Larry Craig!!

Carly
Carly
11 years ago

What if I want to stick my dissatisfied foot in there?

bombman
bombman
11 years ago

i dont want to get diarrhoea when im near here…

Kitty
Kitty
11 years ago

They don’t even give you toilet paper – It’s BYOTP in China!

Dee
Dee
11 years ago

on a metal plate, no less. It exerts more authority.

enLique
enLique
11 years ago

Go on. Leave off! Don’t come back!

katie
katie
11 years ago

wow, you can tell this was found in a 5 star hotel

neenz
neenz
11 years ago

i think THIS is where the “out of control” sign should’ve gone…

Jori
Jori
11 years ago

I really want to know what type of translator these people used!

M
M
10 years ago

Hey that japanese letter 6th from the left is that a winking emoticon (I’m not sure if thats just a toilet)

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
10 years ago

But Mom said no exceptions…

don
don
10 years ago

they couldve just written it on the wall with a spraypaint.

-
-
10 years ago

this company came first in “usecorectlanguage” contest!

Jane
Jane
10 years ago

The Chinese sign just says “This toilet flushs automatically”.
Gos knows how it becomes so weird in English………
Pissing and shitting………….psss……………

Ben Dover
10 years ago

It’s your typical “dump and go” station.

LagX
LagX
9 years ago

What if you run out of toilet paper… Hmmm, i see someone wrote on the wall with some brown crayon…. OH, OH, OH MY GAH!!!! AND I CANT EVEN WASH MY HANDS!

fifi
fifi
9 years ago

Um, actually I think I’ll just sit here and cry…

f
f
8 years ago

wha? I cant stay there? damn… Oh its OK that you don’t have to take your pissing or shitting with you when leaving…just leave it off there – very convenient

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Just crap your hands, and … Finished!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Look Ma, no washing!

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