Evil Cafe

Theay make a hell of a cup of coffee

right next to the soup nazi..

Owned and Operated by Anton LaVey

So this is the place where they make Devil’s Food…

i think Malaccan’s Devil’s Curry is served here

i told you to stick to decaf

Coffee is the Devil’s drink! Like the firey pits of hell, it can burn your mouth! The cream and sugar are loaded with fat and calories! And if you spill it, where does it land? Near your crotch so everyone will think you wet yourself! That’s because it is EEEEEEEEEVIL!!!

-From the Lipton’s
Herbal Tea Company. 😉

Darker than a moonless night, bitter and hotter than hell itself… this is coffee.

– Godot

isnt satin spelled with an ‘i’?

It’s hell in your mouth.

What’s so special about it, there was a cafe called Hades in my hometown.

We also own The Evil Dead restaurant

Seems they invested all their money into the sign not the building.

So that’s where they taste-tested the Ghost Chili….