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No, not here
posted on 15 Dec 2005 in Chinglish
Can’t… stop… touching…
Photo courtesy of Mary Vander Steen.
Found in Taiwan clothing store.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“No.., don’t, no… ugh ah, uh (but it is so nice), don’t…. stop…. uh….”
and finally…………
“Don’t…. don’t stop, yes, oh, yes……”
touch, prohibited. caress, fair game.
At least it’s more creative than “Kick Me.”
May I lick?
I wouldn’t dare, that mannequin could KILL me!
Sexually assaulting a mannequin? THERE’S a problem that we need to address!
Gotta make sure those bastards don’t do anything bad to the ladies.
Public Display of Affection…you surely cant show affection on the displays
*poke*
hand moves foreward, hand moves back. beads of sweat roll down face. hand moves forward again, and hesitates. the temptation to disobey the sign grows greater, and the the store closes.
the old man packs up and comes back again the next day, like he has for the past month.
are you sure I can’t touch?
Public Affection of Display instead of Public Display of Affection
NO, DADDY, NO!! THAT’S MY NO NO SPOT!!
Hey! Don’t touch that!
*customer teasingly reaches out to touch clothing item*
nnnnnnnNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*touches*
…..damn.
I’m sorry officer I just couldn’t help myslelf
Ah … Touch sensitive, huh?
Doesnt No mean Yes?
Stop, don’t touch me there. That is my no-no square.