No, not here

No, not here

posted on 15 Dec 2005 in Chinglish

Can’t… stop… touching…

 

Photo courtesy of Mary Vander Steen.

Found in Taiwan clothing store.

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Nick
Nick
12 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jovan
Jovan
12 years ago

“No.., don’t, no… ugh ah, uh (but it is so nice), don’t…. stop…. uh….”
and finally…………
“Don’t…. don’t stop, yes, oh, yes……”

Soundphreek
Soundphreek
12 years ago

touch, prohibited. caress, fair game.

Jook Man
Jook Man
12 years ago

At least it’s more creative than “Kick Me.”

Tyler
Tyler
12 years ago

May I lick?

Emu
Emu
11 years ago

I wouldn’t dare, that mannequin could KILL me!

Diddims
Diddims
11 years ago

Sexually assaulting a mannequin? THERE’S a problem that we need to address!

Saburo
Saburo
11 years ago

Gotta make sure those bastards don’t do anything bad to the ladies.

ronsterman
ronsterman
11 years ago

Public Display of Affection…you surely cant show affection on the displays

Micha
Micha
11 years ago

*poke*

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

hand moves foreward, hand moves back. beads of sweat roll down face. hand moves forward again, and hesitates. the temptation to disobey the sign grows greater, and the the store closes.

the old man packs up and comes back again the next day, like he has for the past month.

Lionel
11 years ago

are you sure I can’t touch?

Unko
Unko
11 years ago

Public Affection of Display instead of Public Display of Affection

Hansel
Hansel
10 years ago

NO, DADDY, NO!! THAT’S MY NO NO SPOT!!

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

Hey! Don’t touch that!
*customer teasingly reaches out to touch clothing item*
nnnnnnnNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*touches*

…..damn.

Random person
Random person
10 years ago

I’m sorry officer I just couldn’t help myslelf

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Ah … Touch sensitive, huh?

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Doesnt No mean Yes?

Lynx
Lynx
2 years ago

Stop, don’t touch me there. That is my no-no square.

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