Seaweed Package from China

Seaweed Package from China

posted on 31 Dec 2005 in Chinglish

You might need a kleenex…

 

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Fyrus

Sexcess salt is very bad for you.

Ghost08
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Ghost08

tastes like sweat and shame

P
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P

with a slight semen after taste

ivo
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ivo

So after I prepare my favorite dish, what do I do with the seaweed?

rawr
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rawr

works better with racist salt!

Jori
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Jori

Sexist salt does not like girls.

Jori
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Jori

But My favorite dish is sexcess salt….

Lora
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Lora

Do I need to use protection when removing sexess salt?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Sexcess, Salt & Lock’n’LOL!

Myself
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And lo, with nothing but a paltry packet of sexcess salt, Engrish Jesus didst make the seaweed double in volume, and the people didst feast and rejoice about the course of forty days and forty nights, for the seaweed had magically doubled in volume…

Marum
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Marum

B. 😈

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