Ring Type

Ring Type

posted on 31 Mar 2006 in Candy/Gum

Warning: may contain sharp objects…

 

Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Duckworth.

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Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

My ring type is diamond.

MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
12 years ago

It hurts when you bite it.

Aliana
12 years ago

Painapple candy! For when your usual pain medications take away too much!

Zeik
Zeik
12 years ago

Tropical Punch!

Miss Echo
Miss Echo
12 years ago

must be crab apple…

steakman
steakman
12 years ago

Also available in “Suffering Strawberry” and “Misery Mango”.

BL
BL
12 years ago

made with the help of the wicked witch, also known for her venomous and sleep apples

Tdog
Tdog
12 years ago

How do you like them apples?

morgan
morgan
11 years ago

perfect for doing the torturing!

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland
11 years ago

They didn’t want to waste any fruit!

Russ
Russ
11 years ago

The blisters in your mouth tells you it’s working!

chriswell
chriswell
11 years ago

A Painapple a day keeps the doctor away. No wait, this Painapple hurts; take me to the hospital.

Mike
Mike
11 years ago

New look, same unbearable pain!

Nuclear Chauffeur
11 years ago

To make your sore throat even worse…

Sydney
Sydney
11 years ago

Painful AND legal!

ioop
11 years ago

akkkkkk! i am choking!

loopdeloop
11 years ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. One of these candies makes the doctor AND the dentist come to you!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Eating candy used to be fun, now it’s torture. 😉

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Finally, a candy that’s truthful about how eating it can cause stomach aches and cavities!

JJBin
JJBin
11 years ago

It’s sound like a Honda spare parts…. R Type or D Type?

Koko
Koko
11 years ago

Painapple candy: when you want to quick that addiction to candy and lose weight fast!

Pokejedservo
Pokejedservo
11 years ago

An idealistic young candymaker tried to market his new candy for masochists, unfortunately the local candy store rejected the idea due to obvious reasons. But to be fair at least the local sex shop was willing to make a deal for this type of candy. 😉

OrEns
OrEns
10 years ago

This Okinawa company wants to kill the customers!!!!!!

deepwatertree
10 years ago

Just when you thought it was impossible to make an apple cry…

THANKS Ring Type!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

At last! The perfect candy for me! Merci, Okinawa. —- M. DeSade Charenton Asylum, France

socurious
10 years ago

Made from apples that were hurting and rotten.

Loly
Loly
9 years ago

Dude, I LOVE painapples!

Ciao
9 years ago

This might bruise my mouth after tasting.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

It contains bullet shells from the battle of Okinawa during World War II.

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

Okay. *gets crushed by a giant painapple* OH MY GAMBIT IT HUUUURTS!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Apple PainPhone & its Ring Type

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