Mud Filled Paradise

Mud Filled Paradise

posted on 1 Apr 2006 in Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Ian & Kristy Laidlaw.

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Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

No -I’m afraid that you are just having a hot flash and you are going to have to get all the mud out of here.

Emiry
Emiry
12 years ago

huh, mud filled paradise,… primordial bestiality… sounds like fun to me!!

GRS
GRS
12 years ago

Hell indeed looks promising…

Comma
Comma
11 years ago

Inhabited primarily by eight-year-old boys.

the 9 lives of trouble
the 9 lives of trouble
11 years ago

i’m feeling a little frightened, little scared right about now. i am about to exercise my option to use our “safe word”, okay?

StillWaiting
StillWaiting
11 years ago

It’s been my life’s dream to experience the unforgettable sensation of entering right into hell.

Justin Obsurver
Justin Obsurver
11 years ago

Tonight, we dine in Mud-Filled Paradise!

Icksha
11 years ago

Sha klak bet ut say poi tee nui each son gi roku se chee chi MY WEINER HURTS!

Scott Lefebvre
Scott Lefebvre
11 years ago

Is this a warning sign or an advertisement?

Because nothing that this attraction offers seems attractive.

Miza
Miza
11 years ago

Nothing like bathing in hellish primordial soup.

Lindsey
Lindsey
11 years ago

Ah, mud-filled paradise. The only place on earth you can get primordial bestiality at the same quality as hell.

lkmjr
lkmjr
11 years ago

Be careful, the living mud rapes people on occasion….

Russell
Russell
11 years ago

I always knew there would be bestiality in hell!

escapist
escapist
11 years ago

Kozaburo Arashiyama has a lifelong supply of opium…

mOcHeLe
mOcHeLe
11 years ago

now you know where to go when your wife says ‘go to hell’!

DogClap
DogClap
11 years ago

Different idea of ‘mixed bathing’ than what I was hoping for.

Kitty
Kitty
11 years ago

Yeah, I’d say entering hell was fairly unforgettable…

Dee
Dee
11 years ago

I agree, entering hell sounds pretty unforgettable.

katie
katie
11 years ago

wow, mud filled hell! what paradise

Kelly
Kelly
11 years ago

Beware primordial bestiality!! 😀

LoL Productions
LoL Productions
11 years ago

Wow, it’s just heaven, but it’s in hell too. How on earth do you figger out that paradox?

eazyduzit
eazyduzit
11 years ago

this guy just used the fanciest words he found in his electronic dictionary in random order. no wait…. nevermind, the sensation of connecting directly to a geothermal source and entering hell really is unforgettable. this guys a genius.

Sandor
Sandor
11 years ago

You have to hand it to them, the japs know how to make a sale.

Samuel
Samuel
10 years ago

PS no swimming in the volcano

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

“So where did you go for your vacation?”

“Hell. It was great. Very relaxing.”

lily
lily
10 years ago

oh the sensation

Upside down tree
Upside down tree
10 years ago

Ah the joys of working of working in hell. When you go home to your wife, you reek of premordial beastiality. Good thong you mate your wife at work.

paulooo
paulooo
10 years ago

Honey! Where have you been? You reek of primordial bestiality!

Jwaz
Jwaz
10 years ago

We’ve seen a real shift in latest hot trends of the aesthetics and spa industry. R&R is out, primordial bestiality is in. Massage therapy out, nightmarish mud torture from hell in.

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
10 years ago

Best pick-up line EVER…

don
don
10 years ago

that scares me. =(

HardRockMark
10 years ago

There will be weeping, gnashing of teeth, mud which clings to you while reeking of primordial beastiality.

Awesomegirl
Awesomegirl
10 years ago

The mud clings to me reeking of primordial bestiality

Dan
Dan
9 years ago

“Honey, why is your paradise filled with mud ?”.
“It’s called Primordial Bestiality, darling. It’s all the rage right now. It’s when the ooze get’s right up in your grill.”
“Sounds fun. Reeks a bit though.”
“And it burns, like the eternal fires of hell.”
“It’s ok, they have a cream for that.”

Mel :D
Mel :D
9 years ago

How about entering heaven? *sobs* ; _ ;

Somename
Somename
9 years ago

That sounds a little too kinky for me…

Mere
9 years ago

I said pull the quote from Dante’s Paradiso, not Dante’s Inferno! Great, just great, how am I supposed to explain this to the contractor?!

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

Well, the Japanese also came up with tentacle monsters raping women…

SuSu
SuSu
9 years ago

In Japan, we talk about slimy monsters and tentacle demons.
This stuff is nothing out of ordinary…

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

line between hell and paradise becomes thinner

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Now I understand why “Hotspring Travelogue” was banned in 35 countries.

lililulu
lililulu
8 years ago

He went to hell and back!

Lerxst
Lerxst
8 years ago

Such truth! I’m sure I’d never forget what Hell felt like!

Jerome
Jerome
6 years ago

Hey, is that Dante in the spring? Does he know Faust?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Hotspring source compared to hell?!

Well … It seems that people who enjoyed it are at least pure masochists …

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