Don’t Grow Now

Don’t Grow Now

posted on 1 Jun 2006 in Signs

If you grow it, they will come…

 

Photo courtesy of Michael Morefield.

Sign found at Asamushi Aquarium in Japan.

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chris
chris
12 years ago

now where am i going to plant these hand seeds?

nick
nick
12 years ago

Is it ok to use my hand to free Willy

CarbonatedCube
CarbonatedCube
12 years ago

You can grow a hand out your nose for all they care… just not in the fence.

audinac
audinac
12 years ago

Dolphins and handy fences are not a good combination

chiffmonkey
chiffmonkey
12 years ago

This sounds like my aunts stab at pictionary…

Aidan
Aidan
12 years ago

Ok.. how about my foot?

linrn
11 years ago

Gotta hand it to them!

Dalet
Dalet
11 years ago

(They should’ve used Dictionary.com:)

Because there is a possibility of being bitten in the dolphin, please do not present the hand to inside the pool.

estrelika
estrelika
11 years ago

lets grow hands!

hyde-luff
hyde-luff
11 years ago

If not for the dolphins, then for your own good! Don’t do it!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

I think i’ll grow a finger.

teeps
teeps
11 years ago

ahhh the the dangersof growing hands in fences…

Corwyn
Corwyn
11 years ago

And all because Morticia wanted a dolphin-tuna-sandwitch!

The Thing got stuck in a fence and Cousin It got involved (and swallowed by a dolphin) but Uncle Fester saved the day with a stick of dynamite.

Who would have thought the japaneese would take it so hard as to post a sign over some dolphine pate? Someone must have said something impolite…

NeoGunKu
NeoGunKu
11 years ago

This law is a great setback for the hand-in-fence growers industry.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

but im already sproutin knuckles–it’s too late for that now

Sandor
Sandor
11 years ago

So the fences are involved in the dolphins, or the hands are?

rubarbman
rubarbman
11 years ago

i’ll try my best

ZER(o)
ZER(o)
11 years ago

If you’re scared of a dolphin, the only thing you need to be growing is a set of balls.

ha-san
ha-san
11 years ago

oh god. don’t grow a hand, or it’ll be involved in a dolphin. does that mean I’ll have a dolphin hanging off of my arm at some point?

Neals
Neals
11 years ago

Are we talking about any ol’ fence, or just this one here? Just wanna be clear.

Jim
Jim
11 years ago

Please grow your hand in a box, pole or sewer but never in a fence. Violators will be prosecuted!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Dolphins APPEAR friendly and harmless, but they are actually plotting to bite off our hands because they’re jealous of our having opposable thumbs!

Lauren
Lauren
10 years ago

are growing heads ok?

John Johnson
John Johnson
10 years ago

well there goes my project

Leon Iceheart
Leon Iceheart
7 years ago

I’ll keep that in mind.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

My hand will never be involved in a dolphin!

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