It’s Portable!

unit automatically is purchased when paid for

Last year’s model, you had to flip a switch.

If you become stationary it turns into a pencil case

If you find it in your house and you didn’t know you had one, it’s a supplies!

unit automatically is damaged when drop it

Becomes a flying object when you hurl it across room

now without the gravitational amplifier!

Unit automatically burns when thrown in fire.

Unit automatically will work storing CDs once taken.

and becomes stationary again once set back down

Unit automatically becomes invisible when stolen.

Unit automatically exists when seen.

Unit will bring delightful memories from the 90s when placed in a room

Unit will not only occupy constant a volume in a given time, but will also apply a force equal in magnitude AND direction to its mass multiplied by the gravitational acceleration when placed on a table, chair, or any other surface (normal force may vary depending on the surface inclination).

…But when idle, it just sits there.

When it becomes portable, it obviously doesn’t secure the contents at all. What would you expect for $3.99…

im living in the future!

coming soon in a store near u….unit is portable even when not carried…price 4.99 to cater for research and advanced technology

And here I thought it was only the Japanese who came up with this kind of revolutionary technology!

Eastern technology has always surprised me.

no wai…

Its just a reminder so you won’t forget…

If you open the case, the 24 holders will automatically be visible

The Future of All Disc Cases!

… Is this George Bush’s?

Automatically becomes stupid when seen.

it can hold more CDs if you try to shove it in there 😀

Is that so…?

Installation and Service fees extra.

(I actually have one of these)

It’s like the fire to cavemen! Next to develop a liquid that is solid when frozen!!

Automatically becomes clean when washed in cole slaw.

And the winner of this years No Way Awards……

Unless you stand in one spot and refuse to let go of it, of course.

captain’s obvious CD case.

Wow, that’s handy.

More than meets the eye…

*Compact Discs automatically sold separately after realizing the case has the “empty case” function activated.

Unit automatically becomes obsolete after purchase & you buy an Ipod.

Wow, this is so cool! like a robot!

becomes dormant when forgotten

unit automatically becomes all over the room when hand grenade placed inside

Unit automatically holds CD’s when CD’s are placed in casing.

Nothing but another sales gimmick I tell ya!

You can also put DVD here and have the same portability feture

Okay, but if I buy it and it doesn’t work……

Bent unit becomes after putting in ram that is hydraulick! (Did on purpose i!)

Unit automatically becomes garbage when you throw it in the trash

Another important feature of the portable CD case: Unit automatically becomes CD case when CD’s placed inside.

is to become toilet when pooped in

Holy S*it! That’s how it works! I knew I was missing something!

Retains colour in the dark!