It’s Portable!

It’s Portable!

posted on 7 Jun 2006 in Engrish from Other Countries

Becomes a stationary object when placed on surfaces…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘Leaf’.

Found in USA.

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coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

unit automatically is purchased when paid for

HeyThereItsEric
HeyThereItsEric
12 years ago

Last year’s model, you had to flip a switch.

nick
nick
12 years ago

If you become stationary it turns into a pencil case

R M
R M
12 years ago

If you find it in your house and you didn’t know you had one, it’s a supplies!

Juno
Juno
12 years ago

unit automatically is damaged when drop it

Shelly
Shelly
12 years ago

Becomes a flying object when you hurl it across room

audinac
audinac
12 years ago

now without the gravitational amplifier!

NERoL
NERoL
12 years ago

Unit automatically burns when thrown in fire.

Unit automatically will work storing CDs once taken.

dropkickmurphy
12 years ago

and becomes stationary again once set back down

Shiny
Shiny
12 years ago

Unit automatically becomes invisible when stolen.

allhailDomoKun
allhailDomoKun
12 years ago

Unit automatically exists when seen.

Karma
Karma
12 years ago

Unit will bring delightful memories from the 90s when placed in a room

Max
Max
12 years ago

Unit will not only occupy constant a volume in a given time, but will also apply a force equal in magnitude AND direction to its mass multiplied by the gravitational acceleration when placed on a table, chair, or any other surface (normal force may vary depending on the surface inclination).

michael
michael
12 years ago

…But when idle, it just sits there.

Jook Man
Jook Man
12 years ago

When it becomes portable, it obviously doesn’t secure the contents at all. What would you expect for $3.99…

cass
cass
12 years ago

im living in the future!

alvaro-1
alvaro-1
12 years ago

coming soon in a store near u….unit is portable even when not carried…price 4.99 to cater for research and advanced technology

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
12 years ago

And here I thought it was only the Japanese who came up with this kind of revolutionary technology!

fbr
fbr
11 years ago

Eastern technology has always surprised me.

overduetofu
overduetofu
11 years ago

no wai…

FLO
FLO
11 years ago

Its just a reminder so you won’t forget…

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

If you open the case, the 24 holders will automatically be visible

bert
bert
11 years ago

The Future of All Disc Cases!

AussieGirl91
AussieGirl91
11 years ago

… Is this George Bush’s?

Trif
11 years ago

Automatically becomes stupid when seen.

estrelika
estrelika
11 years ago

it can hold more CDs if you try to shove it in there 😀

Mikani
11 years ago

Is that so…?

Jerry Meandering
Jerry Meandering
11 years ago

Installation and Service fees extra.

(I actually have one of these)

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

It’s like the fire to cavemen! Next to develop a liquid that is solid when frozen!!

Justin
11 years ago

Automatically becomes clean when washed in cole slaw.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

And the winner of this years No Way Awards……

Justice
Justice
11 years ago

Unless you stand in one spot and refuse to let go of it, of course.

sebastek
sebastek
11 years ago

captain’s obvious CD case.

Louise
Louise
11 years ago

Wow, that’s handy.

Kaoru
11 years ago

More than meets the eye…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

*Compact Discs automatically sold separately after realizing the case has the “empty case” function activated.

Sasha
Sasha
11 years ago

Unit automatically becomes obsolete after purchase & you buy an Ipod.

Bb
Bb
11 years ago

Wow, this is so cool! like a robot!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

becomes dormant when forgotten

pseudonym
pseudonym
11 years ago

unit automatically becomes all over the room when hand grenade placed inside

O'rly?
O'rly?
11 years ago

Unit automatically holds CD’s when CD’s are placed in casing.

DP Interworld
11 years ago

Nothing but another sales gimmick I tell ya!

Akib
Akib
11 years ago

You can also put DVD here and have the same portability feture

Carly
Carly
11 years ago

Okay, but if I buy it and it doesn’t work……

Sashi! (not really)
Sashi! (not really)
11 years ago

Bent unit becomes after putting in ram that is hydraulick! (Did on purpose i!)

P-mac
P-mac
11 years ago

Unit automatically becomes garbage when you throw it in the trash

neenz
neenz
11 years ago

Another important feature of the portable CD case: Unit automatically becomes CD case when CD’s placed inside.

snopes
snopes
11 years ago

is to become toilet when pooped in

Dave
Dave
11 years ago

Holy S*it! That’s how it works! I knew I was missing something!

yoyo
yoyo
10 years ago

Retains colour in the dark!

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