Chinese Menu

Chinese Menu

posted on 19 Aug 2006 in Menus

 

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Menu found in Zhejiang, China.

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Erin Basile
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Watching your weight? The Breeze Ball sounds light!

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Chinese Menu Haiku

when order is made
always pick a thing first it
second thing has sand

coffeebot
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coffeebot

and you were wondering where some of the US tourists disappeared?

Joe
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Joe

Phil, come in the kitchen, we have a nice surprise for you.. Dad, NO!

Christopher Arbizu
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Christopher Arbizu

Nothing like a fatty cow in dad in sand in. A is too the lake a nest may not be a real dish.

Emu
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Emu

I’m afraid to see the drinks menu…

Jamie
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Wait, are you calling our cows fat!?

nick
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nick

Sorry folks, Chef Yoda was drunk when he wrote the menu

craplo
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craplo

word random generator fun is

Mike
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Mike

What the…Any chef recommendation?

HI
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HI

Damn it, I forgot my pills…….. oh just have the Medicine Flower chicken nest!!!

Wes
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Wes

oh god… they have discovered where I hide my medicine flower!!!

Jook Man
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Jook Man

You’ve got flowers, sand, breeze, and a lake. Now all I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.

nezu
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nezu

do you have a fatty cow in the US in MOM in sand in dish?

bardlover
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bardlover

Between the obesity problem and the hard work of Chick-fil-A, American cows will soon begin a rigorious diet program.

Catu
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Catu

I am now wondering how you can have Fatty cow in the United States when you’re actually in China. Fourth and fifth dimensions, anyone?

linrn
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anyone for medicine ball in the sand by the lake?

hasteroth
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hasteroth

Menu?

the mighty lub
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the mighty lub

great bands….shitty menu.

iris
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iris

I’d like the medicine flower chicken nest, can I add some dad to that?

Yogesh Damle
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Yogesh Damle

I came to put some flowers at Dad’s gravy…

Comma
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Comma

Medicine flower chicken nest: A medicinal bloom placed inside a chicken coop for some reason.

Fatty cow in the US in dad in sand in: Beef from the stomach of an American father encased in sand.

The black fryings the breeze ball: Fried, wind-blasted testicles from an African American.

A is too the lake a nest: A nest marinated in a lake of sauce shaped like an A.

hyde-luff
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hyde-luff

I’m sorry, don’t you have any the cactus Macedonian by children four toes?

Raj
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Raj

Add “DIGESTIVE TABLETS” too!!

Belbe
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Belbe

Who put the English language in the blender?!

the 9 lives of trouble
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the 9 lives of trouble

i wouldn’t recommend the “medicine flowers” littering the chicken nest…

halfasemitone
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halfasemitone

Isn’t a Medicine Flower on Super mario?

Gerry Retief
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Fatty cow in the US in dad in sand in: would make lovely rilicks for a song

Corwyn
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Corwyn

Now we know where this comes from:

https://www.engrish.com/2008/08/this-is-the-good-stuff/

(And all you need to get it is to read the menu….)

Ghost08
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Ghost08

i don’t want to eat a cow from inside my dad–that just sounds wrong and some what illegal

captainmuon
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captainmuon

Translation:

Medicine Flower: Chicken pot with medicinal flowers
Fatty cow…: American beef in satay sauce fried in wok
The black fryings…: Pan-fried eel balls with black pepper
A is too…: Lake Tai fish head pot with Gastrodia elata (type of plant)

GRT!
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GRT!

well, you certainly get what you pay for…i guess

Captian Katsura
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Captian Katsura

This is almost poetic…

motherf
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motherf

is that breeze ball seoul food?

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