Chinese Menu

Chinese Menu

posted on 19 Aug 2006 in Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Ben Fabrislane.

Menu found in Zhejiang, China.

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Erin Basile
12 years ago

Watching your weight? The Breeze Ball sounds light!

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

Chinese Menu Haiku

when order is made
always pick a thing first it
second thing has sand

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

and you were wondering where some of the US tourists disappeared?

Joe
Joe
12 years ago

Phil, come in the kitchen, we have a nice surprise for you.. Dad, NO!

Christopher Arbizu
Christopher Arbizu
12 years ago

Nothing like a fatty cow in dad in sand in. A is too the lake a nest may not be a real dish.

Emu
Emu
12 years ago

I’m afraid to see the drinks menu…

Jamie
12 years ago

Wait, are you calling our cows fat!?

nick
nick
12 years ago

Sorry folks, Chef Yoda was drunk when he wrote the menu

craplo
craplo
12 years ago

word random generator fun is

Mike
Mike
12 years ago

What the…Any chef recommendation?

HI
HI
12 years ago

Damn it, I forgot my pills…….. oh just have the Medicine Flower chicken nest!!!

Wes
Wes
12 years ago

oh god… they have discovered where I hide my medicine flower!!!

Jook Man
Jook Man
12 years ago

You’ve got flowers, sand, breeze, and a lake. Now all I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.

nezu
nezu
12 years ago

do you have a fatty cow in the US in MOM in sand in dish?

bardlover
bardlover
12 years ago

Between the obesity problem and the hard work of Chick-fil-A, American cows will soon begin a rigorious diet program.

Catu
Catu
11 years ago

I am now wondering how you can have Fatty cow in the United States when you’re actually in China. Fourth and fifth dimensions, anyone?

linrn
11 years ago

anyone for medicine ball in the sand by the lake?

hasteroth
hasteroth
11 years ago

Menu?

the mighty lub
the mighty lub
11 years ago

great bands….shitty menu.

iris
iris
11 years ago

I’d like the medicine flower chicken nest, can I add some dad to that?

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

I came to put some flowers at Dad’s gravy…

Comma
Comma
11 years ago

Medicine flower chicken nest: A medicinal bloom placed inside a chicken coop for some reason.

Fatty cow in the US in dad in sand in: Beef from the stomach of an American father encased in sand.

The black fryings the breeze ball: Fried, wind-blasted testicles from an African American.

A is too the lake a nest: A nest marinated in a lake of sauce shaped like an A.

hyde-luff
hyde-luff
11 years ago

I’m sorry, don’t you have any the cactus Macedonian by children four toes?

Raj
Raj
11 years ago

Add “DIGESTIVE TABLETS” too!!

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

Who put the English language in the blender?!

the 9 lives of trouble
the 9 lives of trouble
11 years ago

i wouldn’t recommend the “medicine flowers” littering the chicken nest…

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
11 years ago

Isn’t a Medicine Flower on Super mario?

Gerry Retief
11 years ago

Fatty cow in the US in dad in sand in: would make lovely rilicks for a song

Corwyn
Corwyn
11 years ago

Now we know where this comes from:

https://www.engrish.com/2008/08/this-is-the-good-stuff/

(And all you need to get it is to read the menu….)

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

i don’t want to eat a cow from inside my dad–that just sounds wrong and some what illegal

captainmuon
captainmuon
11 years ago

Translation:

Medicine Flower: Chicken pot with medicinal flowers
Fatty cow…: American beef in satay sauce fried in wok
The black fryings…: Pan-fried eel balls with black pepper
A is too…: Lake Tai fish head pot with Gastrodia elata (type of plant)

GRT!
GRT!
11 years ago

well, you certainly get what you pay for…i guess

Captian Katsura
Captian Katsura
11 years ago

This is almost poetic…

motherf
motherf
11 years ago

is that breeze ball seoul food?

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