When life seems too good…
(Warning! “Georgia” coffees will not accept responsibility for the drinker/s being turned into emo/s)
When life’s tough..
*sigh* What’s the point of drinking it…
The drink that wakes you up but also asks, “why bother”
“This coffee tastes like shit! Wait, everything smells like shit! I have to get out of this shit cafeteria!”
Official coffee of Emos worldwide.
Helps you wake up and start another day in your pointless life
The drink that wakes you up, and brings you down
*Sigh* I’d comment, but what’s the point?
… When you just can’t be Stuffed
Dude. I live in Georgia. This is pretty much on the mark.
when you’ve had too much of a good thing
Has anyone seen the ritalin creamer?
The katakana directly beneath reads: Di-pupuresso. It’s misspelled because the original engrish is misspelled, too.
Eyeor drinks this. (srry if i speled it wrong)
perfect for a cold emo runch!
*sip* Oh, God, my life really is pointless
feeling deeply depressed? have a Deepresso
i like my coffee to have a little less…mood
Contains the infamous “Anti-Caffeine”
I’m guessing Kurt Cobain has tried this before.
When you want to feel down, there is only one choice. Deepresso!
Side effects include feelings of hopelessness, loss of interest in activities once enjoyed, decreased appetite and thoughts of suicide. But the rich, full taste and aroma make it totally worth it!
i’ll take some of these for my mother in-law
Deepresso in the can? NO thanks I’ll have it here
The best part of waking up is Depresso in your cup.
*slurp* mmm, pessimism
1. Wake up, just a little
2. Go back to sleep … Sleep … Sleep …
The browner pick-me-downer!