Must Know

Must Know

posted on 13 Aug 2006 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Yu Yu.

From a resident building elevator in China.

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N T
N T
12 years ago

It’s that simple!

CarbonatedCube
CarbonatedCube
12 years ago

All elevators must pass the test, or never be cleared for service.

HI
HI
12 years ago

I think i’ll take the stairs

Someone46545
Someone46545
11 years ago

So that’s why you’re never allowed to take the eleverator when there’s fire: they’re instructed to run into the accident!

Ricky
Ricky
11 years ago

Applies to elevators only

iris
iris
11 years ago

Remember, kids: no throwing vomit in the elevator.

Tiny
Tiny
11 years ago

So I’ll just have to run into the accident? Umm yea now let’s see the rules of the stairs

Bo
Bo
11 years ago

“The child embarks, the person take”, child abduction is very common in this elevator

FizzleMuffins
FizzleMuffins
11 years ago

Before going to your floor you must touch button on top and bottom elevator.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

elevators fukin nosey

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

HEEEEELLLP! THIS ELEVATOR IS KIDNAPPING MY SON!!!!

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Hmmmm top and bottom elevator, twice as fun ride!

Aaron
Aaron
10 years ago

42nd floor, Meaning of Life. Everybody off.

Ryan
Ryan
10 years ago

It’s not easy for a child to parent take or alert the police to the bell if your stuck inside it.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

it’s a knowledgeable elevator

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– I suppose you understand the rules now, Mr. Eelevator?
– *unpleasant mechanical screeches*

Myself
4 years ago

But are seniors allowed to withdraw? What about sophomores?

Myself
4 years ago

Please not to cover up. That’s right, bare all in this elevator!

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