Battery Instructions

Battery Instructions

posted on 25 Oct 2006 in Instructions

If you can swallow a D battery,

you got problems anyway…

 

Photo courtesy of Jim Carlton.

Found in a 4 pack of AA batteries in Austria.

Some have written in to say that the

illustration is from Homestarrunner.

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chris
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chris

so thats why my blood stream hurts

Mojo Sapien
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Mojo Sapien

Hell..it could screw up your throat too but don’t tell this guy..

Meli
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Meli

So much for THAT alternative energy source…

annievanna
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annievanna

is very terrie fying to eat baterries

HeyThereItsEric
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HeyThereItsEric

Sadly, several friends nearly suffocated when the quints were born.

nick
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nick

perhaps with seasoning would be ok? A Salt and battery anyone

Brandon
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Brandon

This man swallowing 5 batteries at once: is this before or after the mind damaging?

Shelly
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Shelly

Wheres the picture for the damage done if you insert them anally ?

CarbonatedCube
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CarbonatedCube

Who wants pictures of THAT?

audinac
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audinac

Quickly! He’s going into shock!

Emery Ward
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Emery Ward

That’s you only swallow 5. If you swallow 6 your mind and blood stream should be OK.

michael
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michael

DAMN!!…. and I was just thinking of replacing my daily Ginseng pill with one battery a day for more energy.

Amr
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Amr

and now they say…. ive been swallowing batteries for the past 16 years

cass
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cass

big mouth

Aidan
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Aidan

Heck, my mind’s damaged already

Patrick
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Patrick

100% Daily Recommended Value of Nickel-Cadmium, and a great source of iron.

sparklyboof
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sparklyboof

I ate batteries once…I TRIED to stop, I really did, but I just kept going and going and going and…

fbr
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fbr

Please, do not play the snake.

linrn
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But I was just feeling a little run down and the Energizer Bunny just keeps going and going and…

FLO
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FLO

Hey don’t be greedy. Take one at a time.

FLO
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FLO

Hey, don’t be greedy. Take it one at a time.

CALM
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CALM

GENTLEMEN

Sombody
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Sombody

…If your mind wasn’t damaged already.

yume
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yume

We know that by experience.

Comma
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Comma

If you have the ability to swallow batteries in the first place, there’s something wrong with you…

Ffish
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Ffish

Isn’t that image taken from an old Homestar Runner skit?

halfasemitone
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halfasemitone

This is the cover for “The Andromeda Strain”

Yogesh Damle
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Yogesh Damle

He’s gonna crap a battery of batteries!

llama
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llama

GENTLEMEN?

MrKabDrivr
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MrKabDrivr

Simply reVOLTing…

Mandee
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Mandee

The model for this drawing went on to a very lucrative career in porn…

Ram
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Ram

oh..tats ok .. never mind those statutory warnings

bbycakez
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bbycakez

but what if am crazy because my blood stream is hurt??
then can i swallow the batteries??

Ghost08
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Ghost08

the guy in the picture must be REALLY popular

Jeremy
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Jeremy

the key thing is the acid inside, it’s best if the battery is cracked

Ballistic Buddha
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Ballistic Buddha

as if swallowing batteries wasn’t already a sign of “Mind Damage”

Corwyn
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Corwyn

That must be a self-portrait.

Corwyn
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Corwyn

For clearly, the gentleman knows where-of he speaks, especially regarding the very last bit.

Corwyn
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Corwyn

I think I know that guy. Wasn’t he on contestant on Fear Factor… the drunken edition?

Corwyn
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Corwyn

No, I know who that guy is. He’s the guy who never said “no” to any sentance starting with “I dare you to…”

nick
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nick

Does this remind anybody else of the diagram from the strongbad email “englilsh paper?” (Yes, that mispelling was intentional.)

chriswell
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chriswell

Fair enough. I’ll try to remember that next time.

chriswell
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chriswell

It makes sense when your mind is damaged.

Bibliomanzer
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Bibliomanzer

My blood hurts.

paola
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don’t energy drink

Lora
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Lora

The things people will do just to get into the Guiness Book of World Records. First that guy with a thousand cigarettes in his mouth, now this! 😉

that person over there
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that person over there

GENTLEMEN.

Susan
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Susan

Yeah, it’s best not to do anything that could potentially kill you. 😛

iM CRAZY!!
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iM CRAZY!!

i saw him try that with 3 guns,8 knifes,and a baby…..the baby died but still it was a cool trick……

Ptharien's Flame
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Ptharien's Flame

@Ffish:
indeed…. “eating one battery; eating five batteries”

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