MP3 Player Manual Foreword

You just never take charge. You’re weak.

So basically, no matter how this thing malfunctions, whether it’s our fault or your own stupidity, we’re not taking the blame for it.

No really, we used the spell-checker in Microsoft Word…

we also not take charge if you break the designed digital player we will charge you for another one

Please call the hot rine.

P.S we do not take charge of what we wrote. but other than that, you know, try to enjoy your device while you can.

Seriously, is this really that much harder to understand than regular Legalese?

a manual for the manual

ok does any one understand that? I have no clue what I just read…

“… so there.”

1. Turn it on
2. Press ‘PRAY’