Special Invitation

Special Invitation

posted on 4 Mar 2007 in Chinglish

Yeah, cheated out of breathing…

 

Photo courtesy of  Tamao Goda.

Luggage tag at Chinese hotel.

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coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

my mom always said “don’t talk to stranglers”

nick
nick
12 years ago

Take no notice of the sign we were only Choking

Phillip IV
Phillip IV
12 years ago

When I told the hotel manager he should do something about that serial killer hiding in the lobby, I actually hoped for something a bit more proactive…

chris
chris
12 years ago

do they choke chickens?

audinac
audinac
12 years ago

“Could I place my hands around your neck?”
“No! I read the sign! I know what you’re after!”

Zirian
Zirian
12 years ago

how do i know which one of these is the strangler?

S.K
S.K
12 years ago

“I won’t cheat you. Promise. I’ll strangle you for sure”

P.K.
12 years ago

Aw, but that strangler is cute and has a PHD 🙁

tdog
tdog
11 years ago

The invitation:
Hey! Care for a strangle?

the mighty lub
the mighty lub
11 years ago

Your not the boss of me!

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

But stabbers invitations are safe.

jesus
jesus
11 years ago

I’m telling you, I give great massages…

Felix
Felix
11 years ago

Strangler: “may i place this object around your neck?”

Victim: “what is it?”

Strangler: “oh, it’s just something that i made, it’s a scarf! i am a fashion designer”

Victim: “why is it so thin? ….. oh, wait a minute!! …..” x_x

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

But that couch looks so comfy! And he’s begging!

Miza
Miza
11 years ago

Hey hey hey. I paid for asphyxiation, and all you’re doing is whipping me…

Lindsey
Lindsey
11 years ago

Well that’s a weight off my shoulders! . . .and my neck.

KT
KT
11 years ago

IT’S THE TATTLETALE STRANGLER

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Hey, dear, the strangler is calling again, he just want us there for a quick choking…

StarBase10
StarBase10
10 years ago

Beware of the pickpocketers and serial killers!

Joe
Joe
9 years ago

Yeah, I wouldn’t want to get less murdered than I paid for.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

how do I know they’re stranglers?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

They always fake it … !

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