The National Treasure speaks…

The National Treasure speaks…

posted on 21 Mar 2007 in Chinglish

And I’m beginning to not like cameras, either…

Photo courtesy of Nathan Baker.
Found in China.

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nick
nick
12 years ago

Fine, I’ll dig up the national treasure quietly

R M
R M
12 years ago

I’m the national treasure and I am approve message.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

Well, I’m the foreign human and I hate treasures!

CarbonatedCube
CarbonatedCube
12 years ago

Nicholas Cage always was a little off-center.

michael
michael
11 years ago

“Why can’t people respect me as the ‘gift’ that I am?

Andrew
Andrew
11 years ago

This is extra good because it is a direct translation. “Wo shi guo quan:” I am the national treasure. “Wo pa chao:” I dislike noise.

Jook Man
Jook Man
11 years ago

You should see its ears.

I R Speak Engrish
I R Speak Engrish
11 years ago

im very disappointed… i didnt know the national treasure was a sign…

ipsis
ipsis
11 years ago

YOU! You is making loud loud! Shut upwards!

sYm
sYm
11 years ago

Someone’s gonna get sued for breaching copyright ^^,

bule
bule
11 years ago

well, i’m greenpeace. we never use axe thought.

Juananz
Juananz
11 years ago

No wonder he’s in crisis right now…

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

“We cant stage the Marching Bands here! The National Treasure hates noise!”

Micha
Micha
11 years ago

I’m noise, and I hate the National Treasure

Artillery
Artillery
11 years ago

Andrew:

So then wait a minute, what the hell is the sign for? Someone in China is narcissistic.

Mandee
Mandee
11 years ago

For that matter, these pesky humans are really starting annoy me…

Nica
Nica
11 years ago

It’s a love-hate relationship.

Corwyn
Corwyn
11 years ago

someone the king that silence is golden, and the daft old dodger believed it.

Corwyn
Corwyn
11 years ago

someone told the king that silence is golden, and the daft old dodger believed it.

(i speak engrish.)

L011ip0p
L011ip0p
11 years ago

Btw, the chinese version has the same meaning as the english one.

cs
cs
11 years ago

I’m the national treasure and I eat tourists!

ZER(o)
ZER(o)
11 years ago

Screw the Great Wall, I’m here to see the oak sign.

ali
ali
11 years ago

Oh, I am the State Bank. Nice to meet you.

Neals
Neals
11 years ago

I see they left the period off the end to leave their options open to add anything else they might be hating a little later on.

igiboydeguzman
igiboydeguzman
11 years ago

Maybe they wanted to say that we shouldn’t be unruly– just like the “No Hullaballoo” sign.

LaughingCoy
LaughingCoy
11 years ago

I think this signs ego is a little bloated.

bridget
11 years ago

What’s the big deal? I have been saying this to people for years!

anonymous
anonymous
10 years ago

Seems that this is not Chinglish, but in fact anthropomorphism is applied (in a funny way) in Chinese, and directly translated to English. Such funny notices is quite common in mainland China.

b person
b person
10 years ago

You know what else I hate? TOURISTS!

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Oh, and I’m a jackhammer AND I DON’T GIVE A SH*T!!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Damn nationals … !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I’m a group of teenage kids from Europe and I came here to practice the orchestral music and to test jackhammers and large concert sound systems! So GTFO if you don’t like that!

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
3 years ago

Ok, Mr. Grinch, your book may be a classic but I think calling yourself the national treasure is a bit much.

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