The rides were too bumpy…

The rides were too bumpy…

posted on 17 May 2007 in Chinglish

He asked me to be a character witness…

 

 

Photo courtesy of James Young.

Sign found in China. 

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nick
nick
12 years ago

Job Vacancy: Crash Test Dummy
Want a raise,fully insured, willing to sign anything
This job is YOU! Must be prepared to relocate south “quickly” if required.

Monica Hamburg
12 years ago

And then he said, I need to go down…

cheftoni1990
cheftoni1990
11 years ago

We can’t afford the gold version, we could only afford the 30-day trial.

deviant_angel
deviant_angel
11 years ago

the charge is reckless imprudence resulting to nausea…do you plead guilty or not guilty?

Stupid Geek
Stupid Geek
11 years ago

Must be one tall court…

LaughingCoy
LaughingCoy
11 years ago

Charged with breaking the laws of gravity.

Shick
Shick
8 years ago

Judge: Any last words, defendant?
Elevator: ♫ *plays The Girl from Ipanema*

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mr. Elevator, would you please explain your desire to go left and right instead up and down?

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