He asked me to be a character witness…
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Sign found in China.
Job Vacancy: Crash Test Dummy Want a raise,fully insured, willing to sign anything This job is YOU! Must be prepared to relocate south “quickly” if required.
And then he said, I need to go down…
We can’t afford the gold version, we could only afford the 30-day trial.
the charge is reckless imprudence resulting to nausea…do you plead guilty or not guilty?
Must be one tall court…
Charged with breaking the laws of gravity.
Judge: Any last words, defendant? Elevator: ♫ *plays The Girl from Ipanema*
– Mr. Elevator, would you please explain your desire to go left and right instead up and down?
Job Vacancy: Crash Test Dummy
Want a raise,fully insured, willing to sign anything
This job is YOU! Must be prepared to relocate south “quickly” if required.
And then he said, I need to go down…
We can’t afford the gold version, we could only afford the 30-day trial.
the charge is reckless imprudence resulting to nausea…do you plead guilty or not guilty?
Must be one tall court…
Charged with breaking the laws of gravity.
Judge: Any last words, defendant?
Elevator: ♫ *plays The Girl from Ipanema*
– Mr. Elevator, would you please explain your desire to go left and right instead up and down?