It begs your pardon

It puts the lotion in the basket or it dosen’t get on the plane.
IT DOES AS IT’S TOLD!!!!

I come to wonder who’s in charge in your business?

All your rental video are belong to it!

I’m sorry, could you repeat that?

instead of asking the manufacturers which as we all know is ass backwards

It likes your choice of undergarments today.
you really should have that mole looked at!

It also likes rainy days, candlelit dinners and wants to settle down with a nice friendly cellular phone

Is this the “It” that inspired Stephen King?

But Officer, it asked for it!

No rental video, just some porn.

Well, it asks for it!

If you stare long enough at the cartoon person, you start to see his eyebrows as his upper eyelids, in which case he has large, blank eyes and is staring directly at you.