I wouldn’t dare…

I wouldn’t dare…

posted on 19 Aug 2007 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of “Loudmind”.
Found in Chengdu, China.

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Kiwa
Kiwa
11 years ago

What’s sad is that I don’t think this is exactly engrish outside of the bad grammar…

DP Interworld
11 years ago

But do feed it with your enemy’s private.

boom
boom
11 years ago

damn, now what do I do ? heaven knows there is no other way to lure a fish in china. chinese fishes have strange tastes. hmmm.

Kelot
Kelot
11 years ago

Short of ‘no peeing on the pond’

Omar
Omar
11 years ago

Isn’t that what we call BLOW fish?

Chang Li
Chang Li
11 years ago

Please to refraining from urinate on the aquatic life.
Much Thanks be to you.

Carly
Carly
11 years ago

It’s giving the fish herpes!

bigwigglystyle
11 years ago

“hey mom look!”
“MY GOD JIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”
“I’m just–AAAIIIIEHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!”

The Head Baka
The Head Baka
11 years ago

once Taste is made for Private, Fish want many Private more.
Private also expensive, please to not feeding Fish of Private.

joy
joy
11 years ago

didnt u know already?

amenity
amenity
11 years ago

Private Johnson, what on Earth do you think your doing?!

katie
katie
11 years ago

being a girl, that would be challenging

Gingy
Gingy
11 years ago

No Lorena! Don’t throw it in there!!!

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

only with your conscripts

neenz
neenz
11 years ago

1. Oral Sex is Strictly Prohibited in Fish Culture.

2. The Fish Brothel is Two Ponds Over.

3. They Bite.

bridget
11 years ago

Keep your rod and bobbers to yourself!

Dave
Dave
11 years ago

No problem Buddy!

waej
waej
11 years ago

the piranhas aren’t here. yet.

yoyo
yoyo
11 years ago

You could get crabs.

lolDori
lolDori
10 years ago

DAMN!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

A toe or two will do.

jmnex
jmnex
10 years ago

the fish say their MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

Jwaz
Jwaz
10 years ago

Has this been an issue?

iM CRAZY!!
iM CRAZY!!
10 years ago

that not wrong….ok…it is….oh will im still doing it :0

don
don
10 years ago

oh look at the splash. someone just dipped his private in it..

Jane
Jane
10 years ago

Well, can I feed them with my Sergeant, then?

cheese sock
cheese sock
10 years ago

put your pole away

Najmi
Najmi
10 years ago

it will spoil the fish’s diet

lawlzorz
lawlzorz
10 years ago

so should i give them the coconuts or the nice long banana

Anthony
Anthony
10 years ago

Cast it more than once and your playing with it.

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

Sorry, Sergeant Snorkel, you’ll have to dump Beetle Bailey in some other pool.

JKT84
JKT84
9 years ago

I’m looking at you Troy McClure…

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

I always do the opposite of what people tell me…

This, is the exception…

Laura
Laura
6 years ago

This problem is so rampant it needs a sigh?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Only pubic stuff, then …

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