I wouldn’t dare…

I wouldn’t dare…

posted on 19 Aug 2007 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of “Loudmind”.
Found in Chengdu, China.

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Kiwa
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Kiwa

What’s sad is that I don’t think this is exactly engrish outside of the bad grammar…

DP Interworld
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But do feed it with your enemy’s private.

boom
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boom

damn, now what do I do ? heaven knows there is no other way to lure a fish in china. chinese fishes have strange tastes. hmmm.

Kelot
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Kelot

Short of ‘no peeing on the pond’

Omar
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Omar

Isn’t that what we call BLOW fish?

Chang Li
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Chang Li

Please to refraining from urinate on the aquatic life.
Much Thanks be to you.

Carly
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Carly

It’s giving the fish herpes!

bigwigglystyle
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“hey mom look!”
“MY GOD JIMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”
“I’m just–AAAIIIIEHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!”

The Head Baka
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The Head Baka

once Taste is made for Private, Fish want many Private more.
Private also expensive, please to not feeding Fish of Private.

joy
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joy

didnt u know already?

amenity
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amenity

Private Johnson, what on Earth do you think your doing?!

katie
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katie

being a girl, that would be challenging

Gingy
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Gingy

No Lorena! Don’t throw it in there!!!

garudamon11
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garudamon11

only with your conscripts

neenz
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neenz

1. Oral Sex is Strictly Prohibited in Fish Culture.

2. The Fish Brothel is Two Ponds Over.

3. They Bite.

bridget
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Keep your rod and bobbers to yourself!

Dave
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Dave

No problem Buddy!

waej
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waej

the piranhas aren’t here. yet.

yoyo
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yoyo

You could get crabs.

lolDori
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lolDori

DAMN!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

A toe or two will do.

jmnex
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jmnex

the fish say their MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

Jwaz
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Jwaz

Has this been an issue?

iM CRAZY!!
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iM CRAZY!!

that not wrong….ok…it is….oh will im still doing it :0

don
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don

oh look at the splash. someone just dipped his private in it..

Jane
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Jane

Well, can I feed them with my Sergeant, then?

cheese sock
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cheese sock

put your pole away

Najmi
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Najmi

it will spoil the fish’s diet

lawlzorz
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lawlzorz

so should i give them the coconuts or the nice long banana

Anthony
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Anthony

Cast it more than once and your playing with it.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Sorry, Sergeant Snorkel, you’ll have to dump Beetle Bailey in some other pool.

JKT84
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JKT84

I’m looking at you Troy McClure…

Gerson
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Gerson

I always do the opposite of what people tell me…

This, is the exception…

Laura
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Laura

This problem is so rampant it needs a sigh?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Only pubic stuff, then …

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