I wouldn’t dare…

I wouldn’t dare…

posted on 19 Aug 2007 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of “Loudmind”.
Found in Chengdu, China.

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Emu
Emu
12 years ago

Incase of Piranhas…

Rhys
Rhys
12 years ago

Was there a lot of this happening?

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

No fishing with the soldiers they do everything better. You guys are just filthy.

steve
steve
12 years ago

Theres always someone trying to spoil your fun.

fendo
fendo
12 years ago

” but daad, i got a long private…”

James
James
12 years ago

Feed only with your Public.

Mike
Mike
12 years ago

Say, how do you attach a fish hook to this one?

Emery Ward
Emery Ward
12 years ago

use your crotch instead.

chris
chris
12 years ago

i guess i tied this line and hook to my penis for no reason…

SaintE
SaintE
12 years ago

“But I got a perfectly good weener here!”

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
12 years ago

…So then that’s not a worm I see floating there?

dropkickmurphy
12 years ago

but mine has a hook shape!

Capt. Ahab
Capt. Ahab
12 years ago

Mine has a harpoon launcher!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

Mine includes a fishnet!

Jook Man
Jook Man
12 years ago

When you think about it, it makes total sense.

Jamie
Jamie
12 years ago

Feed them something with some real meat on it instead

Ethan
12 years ago

UCK! GROSS!!!

Charles W. Stanton
Charles W. Stanton
12 years ago

Once a fish gets the taste for human private…

Walter
Walter
11 years ago

So this is how your hard-core commi thinks!

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

I’ll try, but no promises

sherri
sherri
11 years ago

We really wouldn’t want to intimidate the fish with our giant winkies now would we?

Brice Dudley
Brice Dudley
11 years ago

what in the hell else will I use???

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

You never know what some zoophilic creep might try.

FLO
FLO
11 years ago

I wonder if someone actually tried it before…hmmm

Chrisb
11 years ago

What experience made them put up this sign??

blahblahbla
blahblahbla
11 years ago

The Chinese means “do not feed the fish with your own food”

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Funny… there’s a rod but no reel.

Mikani
11 years ago

Good thing I wasn’t thinking about doing it…

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

Feed them with less important body parts in stead.

Brando
Brando
11 years ago

DAMN! this place WAS alot of fun!

Craig
11 years ago

ther are all just a bunch of fun suckers, arn’t they?

Jacob
Jacob
11 years ago

They’d only put a warning if someone has already done it. OW!! X(

Justice
Justice
11 years ago

Wow! The guy who pulled that one off must have been endowed AND coordinated!

Anony1200
Anony1200
11 years ago

Only with your Sergants.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

I bet Steve-O would.

Purplehound
Purplehound
11 years ago

Oh… well. I wonder if the bear exhibit is still open?

Purplehound
Purplehound
11 years ago

Great! Next they’ll be telling me not to feed the geese with my butt cheeks! >:(

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

They were nice until the waters started to get dirty…

CHINO
CHINO
11 years ago

LOL – with your private

Rimmer
Rimmer
11 years ago

He is sleeping with the fishes.

Zach
Zach
11 years ago

But I ran out of the dildo lures…

Miza
Miza
11 years ago

Hey, don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.

me no speak engrish
me no speak engrish
11 years ago

OUCH. Too late.

The MadMonk
The MadMonk
11 years ago

Brings a whole new meaning to “Lets take a dip”.

A person
A person
11 years ago

We have been reporting mermaid infestations so please do what the sign says.

Billy Pilgrim
Billy Pilgrim
11 years ago

They’re just trying to keep Luca Brasi away. (He sleeps with the fishes.)

BSting
11 years ago

fish: mmmmmmmmmmmmm sausage!!!

Loco
Loco
11 years ago

Seems maybe this was the real end of Private Ryan.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

What if I have more than one?

Schlub
Schlub
11 years ago

but WHY?! ive ALWAYS fed the fishies with my private!!!

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