Toilet Rules?

Toilet Rules?

posted on 14 Nov 2007 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of John and Jemi Holmes.

Found at public toilet in Sichuan Province, China.

(Enhanced contrast of photo for readability.)

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Joe
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Joe

And I was planning on boiling food in the toilet. I just love that isedible flavor!

HANNAHLEE
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HANNAHLEE

everyone wants a clean toilenviornment

angeltuned
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angeltuned

apparently, the toilet doubles as a foot wash. o_o

Kelly
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Kelly

i need to go to the bathroom. my foot is feeling dissatified.

Emu
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Emu

Wow, these toilets can be used for so much! Washing, boiling food, I’d better get one.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Never thought reading a beard could be so much fun!

nick
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nick

You will grow a beard reading this notice…oh and by the time you finish you probably wont need to go anymore

Wowzers
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Wowzers

Do Not clamour loudly as to not frighten other toilet goers… may clamour softly..

Ellen
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Ellen

Please step around the puddle directly under this sign.

Ellen
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Ellen

Thanks, but I think I can figure it out on my own.

Kira
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Kira

No going in the pond? Darn! I better read the rest to find out how to use the toilet….

Michele
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Michele

Person only ? Damn…i gotta take my moose somewhere else to relieve itself then………

craplo
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craplo

Disorderly painting with clamorous bowel movements out of the question then?

cedlin
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cedlin

Think I’ll just wait until I get home…

Mike
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Mike

Ok…???

spirit
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spirit

“To be, or not to be”
Can I go to the bathroom now?

enLique
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enLique

Blackbeard, meet Toiletbeard. Greeting etiquite involves placing excrement explicitly IN the toilet of dissatisfied foot.

rod
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rod

That is why sometimes when I am go into toilet am freightened.

Wes
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Wes

also don’t carp in the toilet, it’s bad for it.

Trinity
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Trinity

TL;DR

majipa
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majipa

Thanks NO THANKS

I am already constipated !

Cbass
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Cbass

The first draft of the ten commandents with a little known extra commandment. Thou shalt not the interference into the toilet into the toilet.

pech
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pech

Only one person at a time can have a bowel movement with their dissatisfied foot into the toilet beard. To cause leakage, do not spread! Beard leaks automatically the excrement.

Kamiyoko
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Kamiyoko

7. YEA boil your food in the toilet!

Jook Man
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Jook Man

I didn’t see any rules against smoking while I’m taking a beard.

Jamie
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Jamie

No pay you go dissatisfied bowels move down foot

Kechu723
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Kechu723

It is forbidden to boil isedibles in, frighten, or move this toilet tool to did it touse, but you may place dissatisfied foot in toilet to have bowel movement outside of request…

alvaro-1
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alvaro-1

WOW!….i’ll wait till I get home then. I don know how to use choilet.

sean
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sean

take good care of the wall…write a disorderly painting..as in write GRAFFITTI

sean
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sean

Yah right..latest chechnology from China..choilet.

captain obvious
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captain obvious

okay i won’t urine the pond, or cook foods in toilenvironment, and i read this beard, i think i understand. this is a swirly machine, now where’s the guy who wrote this thing…

Johan
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Johan

Read the beard. Know the beard. Toilet the beard. Act according to carry on.

Geoff
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Geoff

to prevent make other to go in toilet not FRIGHTEN !!! haha !!! very scary !!!

BigFatCat
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BigFatCat

Am I farting too loud?

fondoodoo
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“a wall the confusion write”. I believe they have just broken one of their own rules.

sk8erJon
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sk8erJon

i just ate 30 hamburgers….time to go frighten some toilets with clamor from my dissatisfied foot!

DatGurl
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DatGurl

Anyone can not with any form…enter into the toilet!……Make a “form” approved first before enter

DatGurl
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DatGurl

TOILET OF ATTENTION

iMerv
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iMerv

You wouldn’t need to use the toilet by time you’ve read this sign, you would have already p!ssed yourself laughing!

Comer
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Damn, I pissed my pants and i was only down to number 6. Now i truly have a dissatisfied foot.

:o)

jayjay
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jayjay

save the toilenvironment !

jayjay
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jayjay

um where do i get my toilet form approved ?

Frank
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Frank

I sh*t my pants reading while this notice

Anonymous
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Anonymous

Translation: Don’t step in the toilet after making a poo-poo.

Mama
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Mama

Holy Crap!

limo
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limo

Wow I’ve finally read the rules… Oh no I pee’d myself

mitsjc
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mitsjc

Why didn’t I learn those rules as a kid?

waseem
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waseem

Stupid! who has so much time to read your toilet rules while holding the belly with flushing pain….

Luke
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Luke

Thank you so much: now I know hard into the toilet.

munchy365
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This is what happens when they hire Sarah Palin to make public signs.

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