Toilet Rules?

Toilet Rules?

posted on 14 Nov 2007 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of John and Jemi Holmes.

Found at public toilet in Sichuan Province, China.

(Enhanced contrast of photo for readability.)

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Joe
Joe
12 years ago

And I was planning on boiling food in the toilet. I just love that isedible flavor!

HANNAHLEE
HANNAHLEE
12 years ago

everyone wants a clean toilenviornment

angeltuned
angeltuned
12 years ago

apparently, the toilet doubles as a foot wash. o_o

Kelly
Kelly
12 years ago

i need to go to the bathroom. my foot is feeling dissatified.

Emu
Emu
12 years ago

Wow, these toilets can be used for so much! Washing, boiling food, I’d better get one.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

Never thought reading a beard could be so much fun!

nick
nick
12 years ago

You will grow a beard reading this notice…oh and by the time you finish you probably wont need to go anymore

Wowzers
Wowzers
12 years ago

Do Not clamour loudly as to not frighten other toilet goers… may clamour softly..

Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

Please step around the puddle directly under this sign.

Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

Thanks, but I think I can figure it out on my own.

Kira
Kira
12 years ago

No going in the pond? Darn! I better read the rest to find out how to use the toilet….

Michele
Michele
12 years ago

Person only ? Damn…i gotta take my moose somewhere else to relieve itself then………

craplo
craplo
12 years ago

Disorderly painting with clamorous bowel movements out of the question then?

cedlin
cedlin
12 years ago

Think I’ll just wait until I get home…

Mike
Mike
12 years ago

Ok…???

spirit
spirit
12 years ago

“To be, or not to be”
Can I go to the bathroom now?

enLique
enLique
12 years ago

Blackbeard, meet Toiletbeard. Greeting etiquite involves placing excrement explicitly IN the toilet of dissatisfied foot.

rod
rod
12 years ago

That is why sometimes when I am go into toilet am freightened.

Wes
Wes
12 years ago

also don’t carp in the toilet, it’s bad for it.

Trinity
Trinity
12 years ago

TL;DR

majipa
majipa
12 years ago

Thanks NO THANKS

I am already constipated !

Cbass
Cbass
12 years ago

The first draft of the ten commandents with a little known extra commandment. Thou shalt not the interference into the toilet into the toilet.

pech
pech
12 years ago

Only one person at a time can have a bowel movement with their dissatisfied foot into the toilet beard. To cause leakage, do not spread! Beard leaks automatically the excrement.

Kamiyoko
Kamiyoko
12 years ago

7. YEA boil your food in the toilet!

Jook Man
Jook Man
12 years ago

I didn’t see any rules against smoking while I’m taking a beard.

Jamie
Jamie
12 years ago

No pay you go dissatisfied bowels move down foot

Kechu723
Kechu723
12 years ago

It is forbidden to boil isedibles in, frighten, or move this toilet tool to did it touse, but you may place dissatisfied foot in toilet to have bowel movement outside of request…

alvaro-1
alvaro-1
12 years ago

WOW!….i’ll wait till I get home then. I don know how to use choilet.

sean
sean
12 years ago

take good care of the wall…write a disorderly painting..as in write GRAFFITTI

sean
sean
12 years ago

Yah right..latest chechnology from China..choilet.

captain obvious
captain obvious
12 years ago

okay i won’t urine the pond, or cook foods in toilenvironment, and i read this beard, i think i understand. this is a swirly machine, now where’s the guy who wrote this thing…

Johan
Johan
12 years ago

Read the beard. Know the beard. Toilet the beard. Act according to carry on.

Geoff
Geoff
12 years ago

to prevent make other to go in toilet not FRIGHTEN !!! haha !!! very scary !!!

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
12 years ago

Am I farting too loud?

fondoodoo
12 years ago

“a wall the confusion write”. I believe they have just broken one of their own rules.

sk8erJon
sk8erJon
12 years ago

i just ate 30 hamburgers….time to go frighten some toilets with clamor from my dissatisfied foot!

DatGurl
DatGurl
12 years ago

Anyone can not with any form…enter into the toilet!……Make a “form” approved first before enter

DatGurl
DatGurl
12 years ago

TOILET OF ATTENTION

iMerv
iMerv
12 years ago

You wouldn’t need to use the toilet by time you’ve read this sign, you would have already p!ssed yourself laughing!

Comer
12 years ago

Damn, I pissed my pants and i was only down to number 6. Now i truly have a dissatisfied foot.

:o)

jayjay
jayjay
12 years ago

save the toilenvironment !

jayjay
jayjay
12 years ago

um where do i get my toilet form approved ?

Frank
Frank
12 years ago

I sh*t my pants reading while this notice

Anonymous
Anonymous
12 years ago

Translation: Don’t step in the toilet after making a poo-poo.

Mama
Mama
12 years ago

Holy Crap!

limo
limo
12 years ago

Wow I’ve finally read the rules… Oh no I pee’d myself

mitsjc
mitsjc
12 years ago

Why didn’t I learn those rules as a kid?

waseem
waseem
12 years ago

Stupid! who has so much time to read your toilet rules while holding the belly with flushing pain….

Luke
Luke
12 years ago

Thank you so much: now I know hard into the toilet.

munchy365
12 years ago

This is what happens when they hire Sarah Palin to make public signs.

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