Toilet Rules?

Toilet Rules?

posted on 14 Nov 2007 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of John and Jemi Holmes.

Found at public toilet in Sichuan Province, China.

(Enhanced contrast of photo for readability.)

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Lena
Lena
12 years ago

just one question,, if the dissatisfied foot want movement of the bowels in the urine the pond, can it still act accroding to carry on? or must it request the intestablishment of toilet beard?

Ella
Ella
12 years ago

Did you know my dissatisfied foot likes isedible flavor?

Donna
Donna
12 years ago

If the water from the toilet isedible can we at least eat the fish from the urine pond?

Jeaux
Jeaux
12 years ago

The foot dissatisfied with reading of this beard of conduct for proper toilenvironment protocol.

Adam
12 years ago

I tried to translate this . . . help the anyone offer internet?

Pyth007
Pyth007
12 years ago

No! When I suggested using fountains of cherubs pissing into the pond, I didn’t mean to fill it with urine!

ArchdukeLancet
ArchdukeLancet
12 years ago

“Beard” in simplified Chinese has the same character with “need( to )”,
“beard know” actually means “need to know”.
Good old free online translator.

Amanda
Amanda
12 years ago

Too bad I can’t clamor loudly. I usually like to frighten others.

UU
UU
12 years ago

…yes… exactly what it says…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

…The mos tinstructive beard in the world, ladies and gentlemen.

Justin
12 years ago

But what if I WANT to make loud noises in the bathroom?

Justin
12 years ago

REmeber guys, one cannot spread to leak

J. B. King, Esq.
J. B. King, Esq.
11 years ago

Reads like a poem by Gertrude Stein.

Taria
11 years ago

You know your country is technologically advanced when they invent a toilet that can also function as a foot bath, stove top, and canvas.

Christine
Christine
11 years ago

Well, crap! I like to clamor loudly while making excrement with my dis-satisfied foot in toilet! How will I go toilet now?

Christine
Christine
11 years ago

By the time one reads toilet rules, one has already crapped oneself! And clamored loudly while doing it….

Rags
11 years ago

Urine in the pond. No wonder the fish died.

Fietsbelle
Fietsbelle
11 years ago

Beard knows i’ve been in here too often with my dissatisfied feet and he bowelmovements…

Fietsbelle
Fietsbelle
11 years ago

Beard knows i’ve been in here too often with my dissatisfied feet and these Beardawful bowelmovements…

Zerosignal
Zerosignal
11 years ago

do not wear clown mask into other persons toilet place to frighten others. in case of emergency, break down toilet wall, but please until finished with business, or it may frighten others.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

toilet training from a sign–now ive seen every thing

Ayabie fan
Ayabie fan
11 years ago

“All your base are belong to us” ?

vivlom
vivlom
11 years ago

I’m definitely using the toilet of attention

chickenman
chickenman
11 years ago

Sign Made At the Public Toilets for Geroge Michel.

Emmalee
Emmalee
11 years ago

Damn, I was SO looking forward to removing my bowels in that Pond … nevermind, I’ll find another one.

GinsuGirl
GinsuGirl
11 years ago

On second thought, there’s a nice park over there…

DP Interworld
11 years ago

Just in time to faint and flush your beard in the toilet bowl after reading the whole shebang.

GoIntoTheToilet
11 years ago

I want to see the toilet that grow a BEARD !!!

GoIntoTheToilet
11 years ago

The confusion write of a plank namely a wall of toilet beard enough to make me disorderly frighten … fyuhhh..

Bleemer
Bleemer
11 years ago

Arrrrr! Shiver my timbers Toilet Beard

jsmith
11 years ago

The First Rule of Toilet Beard Club:

THERE ARE NO RULES!!!!

John A. McCain
John A. McCain
11 years ago

My favorite is line 5 because I know what they’re trying to say and it seems like something one of my friends would do.

JFreakie
JFreakie
11 years ago

That’s alot of rules to follow just going to the toilet…

Morgan
11 years ago

in the toilet with the go into toilet and the excrement with toilet leaking of dispersion beard of the toilet tool of toilet.

gundrid
gundrid
11 years ago

I cant go in there–I’m frightened of clamoring toilet users!

Nuke fizzix
Nuke fizzix
11 years ago

I wasn’t really planning on moving my poo into the urine pond…

Tang
Tang
11 years ago

But… I need to separate my planks to provide into the toilet place!

gak
gak
11 years ago

oh no! i have foot my bowel to the pond, clamor the frighten away! help! too bad attention beard not know me first! help!

Rawrs
Rawrs
11 years ago

I’m sorry, but my bowels have a mind of their own. Ponds intimidate them. 😀

Bob
Bob
11 years ago

And now grasshopper, if you can just at earnest go into toilet carry on any bother, you have learned…..

WALDO
WALDO
11 years ago

are you sure this toilet doesn’t provide into the eating place? i think i saw a poo poo platter back there!

Bree
Bree
11 years ago

Toilets have beards?

Moo
Moo
11 years ago

Read the toilet beard and get hard.

joy
joy
11 years ago

anybody with compulsive rule applying disorder is expected to burst his bladder in front of this sign

Jin
Jin
11 years ago

they got the spelling right at least

tashi
tashi
11 years ago

If excrementing same time on iPhone and surfing web with Chinese Toilet onto Google Translator with English not better.

Cathy-chan
Cathy-chan
11 years ago

You lost me at “Go into the toilet beard know”.

Neals
Neals
11 years ago

Oh crap, now ya tell me. I read the sign on the way out. Bet I broke 10 outta 11 of your little rules here.

Nick Shooter
Nick Shooter
11 years ago

Is it a toiletfacilities or a toiletenvironment? This sign lacks clarity.

Nick Shooter
Nick Shooter
11 years ago

Excuse my grammar, I meant toilenvironment.

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