Toilet Rules?

Toilet Rules?

posted on 14 Nov 2007 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of John and Jemi Holmes.

Found at public toilet in Sichuan Province, China.

(Enhanced contrast of photo for readability.)

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Lena
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Lena

just one question,, if the dissatisfied foot want movement of the bowels in the urine the pond, can it still act accroding to carry on? or must it request the intestablishment of toilet beard?

Ella
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Ella

Did you know my dissatisfied foot likes isedible flavor?

Donna
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Donna

If the water from the toilet isedible can we at least eat the fish from the urine pond?

Jeaux
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Jeaux

The foot dissatisfied with reading of this beard of conduct for proper toilenvironment protocol.

Adam
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I tried to translate this . . . help the anyone offer internet?

Pyth007
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Pyth007

No! When I suggested using fountains of cherubs pissing into the pond, I didn’t mean to fill it with urine!

ArchdukeLancet
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ArchdukeLancet

“Beard” in simplified Chinese has the same character with “need( to )”,
“beard know” actually means “need to know”.
Good old free online translator.

Amanda
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Amanda

Too bad I can’t clamor loudly. I usually like to frighten others.

UU
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UU

…yes… exactly what it says…

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

…The mos tinstructive beard in the world, ladies and gentlemen.

Justin
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But what if I WANT to make loud noises in the bathroom?

Justin
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REmeber guys, one cannot spread to leak

J. B. King, Esq.
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J. B. King, Esq.

Reads like a poem by Gertrude Stein.

Taria
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You know your country is technologically advanced when they invent a toilet that can also function as a foot bath, stove top, and canvas.

Christine
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Christine

Well, crap! I like to clamor loudly while making excrement with my dis-satisfied foot in toilet! How will I go toilet now?

Christine
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Christine

By the time one reads toilet rules, one has already crapped oneself! And clamored loudly while doing it….

Rags
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Urine in the pond. No wonder the fish died.

Fietsbelle
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Fietsbelle

Beard knows i’ve been in here too often with my dissatisfied feet and he bowelmovements…

Fietsbelle
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Fietsbelle

Beard knows i’ve been in here too often with my dissatisfied feet and these Beardawful bowelmovements…

Zerosignal
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Zerosignal

do not wear clown mask into other persons toilet place to frighten others. in case of emergency, break down toilet wall, but please until finished with business, or it may frighten others.

Ghost08
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Ghost08

toilet training from a sign–now ive seen every thing

Ayabie fan
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Ayabie fan

“All your base are belong to us” ?

vivlom
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vivlom

I’m definitely using the toilet of attention

chickenman
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chickenman

Sign Made At the Public Toilets for Geroge Michel.

Emmalee
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Emmalee

Damn, I was SO looking forward to removing my bowels in that Pond … nevermind, I’ll find another one.

GinsuGirl
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GinsuGirl

On second thought, there’s a nice park over there…

DP Interworld
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Just in time to faint and flush your beard in the toilet bowl after reading the whole shebang.

GoIntoTheToilet
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I want to see the toilet that grow a BEARD !!!

GoIntoTheToilet
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The confusion write of a plank namely a wall of toilet beard enough to make me disorderly frighten … fyuhhh..

Bleemer
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Bleemer

Arrrrr! Shiver my timbers Toilet Beard

jsmith
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The First Rule of Toilet Beard Club:

THERE ARE NO RULES!!!!

John A. McCain
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John A. McCain

My favorite is line 5 because I know what they’re trying to say and it seems like something one of my friends would do.

JFreakie
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JFreakie

That’s alot of rules to follow just going to the toilet…

Morgan
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in the toilet with the go into toilet and the excrement with toilet leaking of dispersion beard of the toilet tool of toilet.

gundrid
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gundrid

I cant go in there–I’m frightened of clamoring toilet users!

Nuke fizzix
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Nuke fizzix

I wasn’t really planning on moving my poo into the urine pond…

Tang
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Tang

But… I need to separate my planks to provide into the toilet place!

gak
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gak

oh no! i have foot my bowel to the pond, clamor the frighten away! help! too bad attention beard not know me first! help!

Rawrs
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Rawrs

I’m sorry, but my bowels have a mind of their own. Ponds intimidate them. 😀

Bob
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Bob

And now grasshopper, if you can just at earnest go into toilet carry on any bother, you have learned…..

WALDO
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WALDO

are you sure this toilet doesn’t provide into the eating place? i think i saw a poo poo platter back there!

Bree
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Bree

Toilets have beards?

Moo
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Moo

Read the toilet beard and get hard.

joy
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joy

anybody with compulsive rule applying disorder is expected to burst his bladder in front of this sign

Jin
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Jin

they got the spelling right at least

tashi
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tashi

If excrementing same time on iPhone and surfing web with Chinese Toilet onto Google Translator with English not better.

Cathy-chan
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Cathy-chan

You lost me at “Go into the toilet beard know”.

Neals
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Neals

Oh crap, now ya tell me. I read the sign on the way out. Bet I broke 10 outta 11 of your little rules here.

Nick Shooter
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Nick Shooter

Is it a toiletfacilities or a toiletenvironment? This sign lacks clarity.

Nick Shooter
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Nick Shooter

Excuse my grammar, I meant toilenvironment.

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