Shopping under the influence

Shopping under the influence

posted on 20 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

This would explain all the Victoria’s Secret purchases…

 

Photo courtesy of Dave Bass.

Found in China. 

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Gallaxy
Gallaxy
12 years ago

Don’t drink and drive! Drink and Shop! or Shop and Drink? Hm… What should we do first?

pat
pat
12 years ago

Friends dont let friend shop drunk.

steve
steve
12 years ago

Hey. My favourite pastime and my my wife’s favourite pastime!

patrick b
patrick b
12 years ago

there are many bars in each department store where the men go to wallow in alcoholic spirits

Pandafly
Pandafly
12 years ago

“Sir, do you know why you’ve been stopped in this aisle?”

‘No, offisker, I’m why not sure you… Uhm.. What was the kweshun?’

-Shopper charged with an SUI.. Shopping while under the influence.-

jay
jay
12 years ago

Hi my name is jay, I’m an alcoholic.
I had a bad accident shoping while drunk one time. It was horific, bags split all over the place, cracked eggs and ketchup sprayed up the walls. Three lives were lost.
And that’s why I joined A.A.

Someone46545
Someone46545
12 years ago

Drinking and Shopping, the perfect combination. Your wife spends your money on shopping, while you spend your wife’s money on drinking.

Megabutt
Megabutt
12 years ago

Woman : Come on, darling, let’s go shopping !…
Man (enthusiastic for once): ok, let’s go drinking.
Woman : No, I said shopping.
Man : Yeah, i heard you…drinking.
Woman: Shopping.
Man : Drinking.
Woman….

Stephan
11 years ago

Finally out, bags full of half-eaten fast foods and chips…

SassyRita
SassyRita
11 years ago

….BEST COMBO EVER!!!!!!!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

charging 30,000 dollars at the time seemed like a good idea–but i guess i don’t need these beani babies

A person
A person
11 years ago

“Bar codes”

Aki
Aki
11 years ago

The caption chosen says it all.

Nbil
Nbil
11 years ago

men: to the left, ladies to the right

Dupmeister
Dupmeister
11 years ago

This must have been the Inspiration for “Sex and the City”

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

… and then Sobering and Paying…

Guriplex
Guriplex
9 years ago

now I know where Lady Gaga buys her clothing… “I insist ma’am, that’s a lampshade, not a dress”

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

That’s the best liquor store sign ever….. I think …..or did i just get mixed up and paint two signs together? Glug Glug Glug

ken story
ken story
8 years ago

OK sonny, do you have a licence to shop here?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

1. Drinking and shopping
2. Drinking and driving
3. Dying

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Don’t Shop Drive!

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