Then say someone made you do it…

Then say someone made you do it…

posted on 10 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

Make it look like an accident…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘Yangyang’.
Found in a park in Nanjing, China.

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Emu
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Emu

Hey, it’s one way of getting rid of your kids!

pat
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pat

Helpful tips for pedaphiles are surprisingly abundant at this resort.

MidoriSkyJT
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MidoriSkyJT

Last time I take swimming lessons from a SIGN!

patrick b
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patrick b

next to the sign are bodybags so you can throw your child in and they drown

enLique
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enLique

Go on, take it. TAKE IT! What the murderer testified hearing before commiting the crime.

SaintE
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SaintE

Carefully ok? Don’t want to be sloppy…

mmmmwwwwwwwww
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mmmmwwwwwwwww

Carefully! Don’t muck up the grass!

Wes
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Wes

CAUTION: alligators in water, any parts of child found in water will result in a fine.

Mimi
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Mimi

Note for suicidals-
fall in carefully
THEN drown yourself

Max
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Max

Wow, it’s a good thing that sign is there. I almost fell into the water carelessly

Jook Man
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Jook Man

It took a few times, but now I understand what the sign means.

meowish
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meowish

…And never come back.

David
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David

Better put the child first to be sure…

Peter
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Peter

3 – Repeat as needed.

Kevin Is Azn
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Kevin Is Azn

Hey junior, look at the duck! *push*

Johan
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Johan

Take the mother-in-law
Fall into water hurriedly

Ben
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“Its OK billy, you don’t need your floaties today! You’ll be fine!

Trei
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Trei

Add onion and gingerly boil for 10 minute

Michael Jackson
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Michael Jackson

Now what do you do next?

w_o_w (=o)
Guest

then get out and ditch the kid

bule
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bule

errrr, where is my child ?

Jacob
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Jacob

This would be a great for me and my little brothers! 😀

BeadyEl
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BeadyEl

Welcome to Susan Smith park…

waseem
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waseem

Make it look like an accident.

Belbe
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Belbe

So thaaaaat’s how you do it!

Byron
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Byron

Look for cops

Edward
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Edward

Step-by-step instructions from the masters.

Where was that lady that locked her kids in the car and let it roll into the river? Now SHE knows how to improvise.

Craig
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Craig

Make sure you feed your children melamine tainted milk before tho.

Moneyface
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Then claim your insurance.

Orlando Mejia
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Orlando Mejia

Then toss in toaster.

Jay
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it means take care of child

move into water carefully

James
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James

hmm… The pedophile rate seems to be up…

TJ
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TJ

Then deny everything to the fuzz.

Steph
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Steph

What’s worse than the pile of dead babies at the bottom of this pond?
A live one in the middle trying to eat it’s way out.

chickenman
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chickenman

DO NOT DISRUB – RINGU 5 Filming in Prograss.

Xinn
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Xinn

it actually says:
“take care of children”
“careful of the water”

Jamie Brannon
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Jamie Brannon

Mother is trying to get rid of fussing baby

“Here take it, like the sign said!”

Ghost08
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Ghost08

push on head

no letting go till all bubbles are gone

goldcaddy
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goldcaddy

(sign out of frame) ask about our cinderblock rentals

Chaz
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Chaz

That’ll teach them to whine about not being fed.

BSting
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hey!!! me and my pop went there once. we were out to go swimming in the lake… i dont remember much after that….

bzzzr
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bzzzr

show, however, how you can drown yourself child

Wickywab
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Wickywab

It’s almost 11 am (Eastern Time). Do you know where your children are?

supertoast
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supertoast

Found at a pedophile colony…

Cheekyla Monkay
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Cheekyla Monkay

Go ahead, jump in, Billy! I SWEAR I’ll catch you!

Ama-rata
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Ama-rata

…Please use provide bag on side, and have nice day!

cate
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cate

Does this smell like chloroform to you, little jimmy?

DP Interworld
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Grim child discipline.

Bassmint Stile
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Bassmint Stile

Towels 5.00$

Baller Important
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Baller Important

Great Idea…take kindergarten
Go to Tucson River

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