Then say someone made you do it…

Then say someone made you do it…

posted on 10 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

Make it look like an accident…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘Yangyang’.
Found in a park in Nanjing, China.

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Emu
Emu
13 years ago

Hey, it’s one way of getting rid of your kids!

pat
pat
13 years ago

Helpful tips for pedaphiles are surprisingly abundant at this resort.

MidoriSkyJT
MidoriSkyJT
13 years ago

Last time I take swimming lessons from a SIGN!

patrick b
patrick b
13 years ago

next to the sign are bodybags so you can throw your child in and they drown

enLique
enLique
13 years ago

Go on, take it. TAKE IT! What the murderer testified hearing before commiting the crime.

SaintE
SaintE
13 years ago

Carefully ok? Don’t want to be sloppy…

mmmmwwwwwwwww
mmmmwwwwwwwww
13 years ago

Carefully! Don’t muck up the grass!

Wes
Wes
13 years ago

CAUTION: alligators in water, any parts of child found in water will result in a fine.

Mimi
Mimi
13 years ago

Note for suicidals-
fall in carefully
THEN drown yourself

Max
Max
13 years ago

Wow, it’s a good thing that sign is there. I almost fell into the water carelessly

Jook Man
Jook Man
13 years ago

It took a few times, but now I understand what the sign means.

meowish
meowish
13 years ago

…And never come back.

David
David
13 years ago

Better put the child first to be sure…

Peter
Peter
13 years ago

3 – Repeat as needed.

Kevin Is Azn
Kevin Is Azn
13 years ago

Hey junior, look at the duck! *push*

Johan
Johan
13 years ago

Take the mother-in-law
Fall into water hurriedly

Ben
Ben
13 years ago

“Its OK billy, you don’t need your floaties today! You’ll be fine!

Trei
Trei
13 years ago

Add onion and gingerly boil for 10 minute

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson
13 years ago

Now what do you do next?

w_o_w (=o)
13 years ago

then get out and ditch the kid

bule
bule
13 years ago

errrr, where is my child ?

Jacob
Jacob
13 years ago

This would be a great for me and my little brothers! 😀

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
13 years ago

Welcome to Susan Smith park…

waseem
waseem
13 years ago

Make it look like an accident.

Belbe
Belbe
12 years ago

So thaaaaat’s how you do it!

Byron
Byron
12 years ago

Look for cops

Edward
Edward
12 years ago

Step-by-step instructions from the masters.

Where was that lady that locked her kids in the car and let it roll into the river? Now SHE knows how to improvise.

Craig
Craig
12 years ago

Make sure you feed your children melamine tainted milk before tho.

Moneyface
12 years ago

Then claim your insurance.

Orlando Mejia
Orlando Mejia
12 years ago

Then toss in toaster.

Jay
Jay
12 years ago

it means take care of child

move into water carefully

James
James
12 years ago

hmm… The pedophile rate seems to be up…

TJ
TJ
12 years ago

Then deny everything to the fuzz.

Steph
Steph
12 years ago

What’s worse than the pile of dead babies at the bottom of this pond?
A live one in the middle trying to eat it’s way out.

chickenman
chickenman
12 years ago

DO NOT DISRUB – RINGU 5 Filming in Prograss.

Xinn
Xinn
12 years ago

it actually says:
“take care of children”
“careful of the water”

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
12 years ago

Mother is trying to get rid of fussing baby

“Here take it, like the sign said!”

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

push on head

no letting go till all bubbles are gone

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
12 years ago

(sign out of frame) ask about our cinderblock rentals

Chaz
Chaz
12 years ago

That’ll teach them to whine about not being fed.

BSting
12 years ago

hey!!! me and my pop went there once. we were out to go swimming in the lake… i dont remember much after that….

bzzzr
bzzzr
12 years ago

show, however, how you can drown yourself child

Wickywab
Wickywab
12 years ago

It’s almost 11 am (Eastern Time). Do you know where your children are?

supertoast
supertoast
12 years ago

Found at a pedophile colony…

Cheekyla Monkay
Cheekyla Monkay
12 years ago

Go ahead, jump in, Billy! I SWEAR I’ll catch you!

Ama-rata
Ama-rata
12 years ago

…Please use provide bag on side, and have nice day!

cate
cate
12 years ago

Does this smell like chloroform to you, little jimmy?

DP Interworld
12 years ago

Grim child discipline.

Bassmint Stile
Bassmint Stile
12 years ago

Towels 5.00$

Baller Important
Baller Important
12 years ago

Great Idea…take kindergarten
Go to Tucson River

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