Then say someone made you do it…

Then say someone made you do it…

posted on 10 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

Make it look like an accident…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘Yangyang’.
Found in a park in Nanjing, China.

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Kitsune
Kitsune
12 years ago

The kappas will be eating good tonight!

Matthew Woo
Matthew Woo
12 years ago

Let’s die in the water……(please forget to wear your life jacket)

Ezurd Purkeypile
Ezurd Purkeypile
12 years ago

Be Careful! God forbid you hurt yourself as well as the child.

JL
JL
12 years ago

To police officer:

– I just followed the instructions!

Paulo
Paulo
12 years ago

Have a careful suicide!

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

And make sure to avoid the lifeguards!

heidi
heidi
12 years ago

hahahaha!! i lolled at this for ten mins! love this stuff

chocoleit
12 years ago

drown properly

die peacefully

SLR
SLR
12 years ago

This is the funny engrish with homicide die drownding!

Donny
Donny
12 years ago

Then have happy family.

Source707
Source707
12 years ago

1. Take the child.

2. Fall into water carefully

3. Whistle innocently.

Choo-Choo
Choo-Choo
12 years ago

I didn’t know Andrea Yates lived in China.

Neals
Neals
12 years ago

Ya know, if you wouldn’t put these hurdles in the way, I could just take the child swimming, like I had planned to do.

nani
12 years ago

i have to do this..just blame that sign

*push*

Shigshwa
Shigshwa
12 years ago

Fall into water carefully, leave child, then carefully walk away.

Sandor
Sandor
12 years ago

What happens to female babies born in China.

tony diaz
tony diaz
12 years ago

nonsense english…..no human values….make me sickkkkkkkkk!!!

drumming_panda
drumming_panda
12 years ago

kids costing you too much? Try our financial aid system!

Bousse
Bousse
12 years ago

a Nike: Just Do It sign would look great with that.

Luke
Luke
12 years ago

Veeeery carefully. Don’t want to cause any problems…

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Because suicide is no fun by yourself…

elle
elle
11 years ago

…if you say so

donner
11 years ago

steeeeeeaaaaddyyyyyy……. take a deep breath….. ok let’s go…

chieromancer
chieromancer
11 years ago

How you get out is your problem.

-
-
11 years ago

the sign is under construction. they wil ad:
-pick up stones from river
-stuf childs pocket
-grab its arms
-wade too where it’s to deap for the child
-leave it there
-wade away
-we are not responsable for the murder charge you wil face

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

They are taking this overpopulation thing way too seriously.

Kevin Kerr
Kevin Kerr
11 years ago

Kill two in one inconspicuously! Better for the Chinese government!

Lala
Lala
11 years ago

HELP!!!my son was drowning!!!!!somebody help me!!!!!

skeeball
skeeball
11 years ago

ironic that the 带(dia) charater is pronounced ‘die’

Henry Ardianto
11 years ago

A good population control!! It’s legal to remove unwanted children.
Great job! haha…

Brooks
Brooks
11 years ago

Finally…a realistic approach to birth control.

Annalea
11 years ago

Tour guide: And this, everyone, is a way to suicide yourself and your child. Any volunteers?

roland
roland
11 years ago

and after that ?

mr. snoogiebear
11 years ago

LOL! hope this doesn’t happen to me….

Dermot
Dermot
11 years ago

Allow me to demonstrate…. any volunteers?

amoeba
amoeba
11 years ago

3. collect life insurance

Mr X
11 years ago

China’s one-child policy

racist park
racist park
11 years ago

Dear visitors,
Your child should be walking into the water slowly, and he should be careful not to catch hypothermia.
Thank you for your cooperation.

chinese
chinese
11 years ago

it really means
take care of your child to avoid slipping into the river

semii
semii
11 years ago

i swear ive been there before when i was 3, i never saw my mother again

loserbeep
loserbeep
11 years ago

Make sure you take extra care when falling into the water. You wouldn’t want the child to get hurt.

Reuben
Reuben
10 years ago

real sad im a kid

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

3th board:
When the time comes, drown peacefully.

99irule99
10 years ago

please take the head of the child and walk it in slowwwwwly

aries
aries
10 years ago

please someone get rid the sign board!!

Voyz
Voyz
10 years ago

For those who wants correct translation. Those are supposedly separate sentences, the first sentence means “Take good care of your (own) child”. The second sentence means “Be careful of (accidentally) falling into water”

Maddi
Maddi
10 years ago

So THATS what happened to Kaley Anthony.

Gerson
Gerson
10 years ago

Translation: If you really wanna kill yourself, make sure you do it without a fuss, and for fucks sake, take with your kids we already got enough parentless children here.

Mrin
10 years ago

Best place to take the person you hate the most and get rid of him/her… lol I need this place very urgently! 😛

Tony
10 years ago

Take the child and fall into water? LMAO =D

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