Then say someone made you do it…

Then say someone made you do it…

posted on 10 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

Make it look like an accident…

 

Photo courtesy of ‘Yangyang’.
Found in a park in Nanjing, China.

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Kitsune
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Kitsune

The kappas will be eating good tonight!

Matthew Woo
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Matthew Woo

Let’s die in the water……(please forget to wear your life jacket)

Ezurd Purkeypile
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Ezurd Purkeypile

Be Careful! God forbid you hurt yourself as well as the child.

JL
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JL

To police officer:

– I just followed the instructions!

Paulo
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Paulo

Have a careful suicide!

Chris
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Chris

And make sure to avoid the lifeguards!

heidi
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heidi

hahahaha!! i lolled at this for ten mins! love this stuff

chocoleit
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drown properly

die peacefully

SLR
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SLR

This is the funny engrish with homicide die drownding!

Donny
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Donny

Then have happy family.

Source707
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Source707

1. Take the child.

2. Fall into water carefully

3. Whistle innocently.

Choo-Choo
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Choo-Choo

I didn’t know Andrea Yates lived in China.

Neals
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Neals

Ya know, if you wouldn’t put these hurdles in the way, I could just take the child swimming, like I had planned to do.

nani
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i have to do this..just blame that sign

*push*

Shigshwa
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Shigshwa

Fall into water carefully, leave child, then carefully walk away.

Sandor
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Sandor

What happens to female babies born in China.

tony diaz
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tony diaz

nonsense english…..no human values….make me sickkkkkkkkk!!!

drumming_panda
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drumming_panda

kids costing you too much? Try our financial aid system!

Bousse
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Bousse

a Nike: Just Do It sign would look great with that.

Luke
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Luke

Veeeery carefully. Don’t want to cause any problems…

Chris
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Chris

Because suicide is no fun by yourself…

elle
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elle

…if you say so

donner
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steeeeeeaaaaddyyyyyy……. take a deep breath….. ok let’s go…

chieromancer
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chieromancer

How you get out is your problem.

-
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-

the sign is under construction. they wil ad:
-pick up stones from river
-stuf childs pocket
-grab its arms
-wade too where it’s to deap for the child
-leave it there
-wade away
-we are not responsable for the murder charge you wil face

FatKenney
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FatKenney

They are taking this overpopulation thing way too seriously.

Kevin Kerr
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Kevin Kerr

Kill two in one inconspicuously! Better for the Chinese government!

Lala
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Lala

HELP!!!my son was drowning!!!!!somebody help me!!!!!

skeeball
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skeeball

ironic that the 带(dia) charater is pronounced ‘die’

Henry Ardianto
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A good population control!! It’s legal to remove unwanted children.
Great job! haha…

Brooks
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Brooks

Finally…a realistic approach to birth control.

Annalea
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Tour guide: And this, everyone, is a way to suicide yourself and your child. Any volunteers?

roland
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roland

and after that ?

mr. snoogiebear
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LOL! hope this doesn’t happen to me….

Dermot
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Dermot

Allow me to demonstrate…. any volunteers?

amoeba
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amoeba

3. collect life insurance

Mr X
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China’s one-child policy

racist park
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racist park

Dear visitors,
Your child should be walking into the water slowly, and he should be careful not to catch hypothermia.
Thank you for your cooperation.

chinese
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chinese

it really means
take care of your child to avoid slipping into the river

semii
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semii

i swear ive been there before when i was 3, i never saw my mother again

loserbeep
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loserbeep

Make sure you take extra care when falling into the water. You wouldn’t want the child to get hurt.

Reuben
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Reuben

real sad im a kid

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

3th board:
When the time comes, drown peacefully.

99irule99
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please take the head of the child and walk it in slowwwwwly

aries
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aries

please someone get rid the sign board!!

Voyz
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Voyz

For those who wants correct translation. Those are supposedly separate sentences, the first sentence means “Take good care of your (own) child”. The second sentence means “Be careful of (accidentally) falling into water”

Maddi
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Maddi

So THATS what happened to Kaley Anthony.

Gerson
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Gerson

Translation: If you really wanna kill yourself, make sure you do it without a fuss, and for fucks sake, take with your kids we already got enough parentless children here.

Mrin
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Best place to take the person you hate the most and get rid of him/her… lol I need this place very urgently! 😛

Tony
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Take the child and fall into water? LMAO =D

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