This explains it…

This explains it…

posted on 28 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Dima Merlin.

Instructions on beach at Nandaihe resort, China.

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fluffkomix
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fluffkomix

dont want any hti and runs while swimming…

Peter
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Peter

Concealed swimming clothes… the new revealing look for at the beach!

Kira
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Kira

If my swim ring is made of rubble, won’t I sink? O-O -points- EVIL!!!!

Iriska
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Iriska

Throw garbage over the shark protention net all you like, though

Iriska
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Iriska

Shark “protention”: “Well, as Nietzsche so clearly said…”

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Awww… my ring is made of Aluminium. Can’t I enter?? I swear I got it from a collapsed building!

Mimi
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Mimi

DianXian? that sounds painful
maybe you get it from the lorry that just drove into the bathing area

Monkey
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Monkey

So much for driving my car into the ocean.

Huck
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Huck

illness person for not to swim with disease

Someone46545
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Someone46545

Business man: “Damn, should’ve chosen another job. Now I can’t even swim in my free time”

Megabutt
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Megabutt

Er, hello, I’m the Invisible Man, you may know me…well,er, is it OK for my swimming clothes ? I mean, I don’t conceal them but…Yeah ? OK ? Thank you very very much………………………………….Ha-ha, he didn’t even see I’ve parked my Invisible Car in the bathing section…..

Rachel
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Rachel

Illness Person forbid swim in bathing section, allow swim in sewer.

ashley
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ashley

oh yes, this clears EVERYTHING up

kc
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kc

PARENT —–child——-child——child. (Chu chu) Its you to lead “adult”…

Ghost08
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Ghost08

yup all my facilities have good care

ailleen
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ailleen

don’t swim! =)

masha
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masha

What about the business man’s associates….can they swim here?

Spyros
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Spyros

“…forbid any business man to enter bathing section”? This is raceous outrage and I will authorize it to the reports!

Baller Important
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Baller Important

Hypertension people can swin in shark protection zone

Baller Important
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Baller Important

Mental disorder can use plastic bags

Baller Important
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Baller Important

Dian Xian disease, etc illness person can swim with business man inside vehicle

Lora
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Lora

People who drink to excess are more likely to “use the facilities” in the water!

Gingy
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Gingy

It’s not global warming, apparently it’s our environments’ bad hygiene habits…

garudamon11
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garudamon11

*forbid any business man to enter bathing section* communist pools suck !!

DrLex
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This sign makes me so want to dress up like a business man, get totally drunk, and then drive into that pool with a garbage truck filled with any garbage — except rubble rings. Of course I’ll be wearing swimming clothes on top of my suit, otherwise they’d be concealed.

Ptharien's Flame
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Ptharien's Flame

Oh, yeah? Well, my “+3 net of shark protention” beats your “+1 longsword” any day!

sparky
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sparky

Crap..after reading all this I forgot why I’m naked,drunk, and wearing a rubble ring in an empty parking spot… and why am I standing on a business suit?

Arresting Police Cop
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Arresting Police Cop

WANTED FOR TAMPER IN SHARK PROTENTION NET: Business Man! May be armed with Plastics Ring! Last seen with accomplice, Illness Person. Perform caution exercises! Also wanted for possessed Unconcealed Swimming Clothing!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

God forbid?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

They must be equipped with mental detectors.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Luckily, I’m wearing my winter coat over my business suit which conceals my swimming clothes and my gold wedding ring.

Myself
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“Forbid any vehicle to enter bathing section”. That rule must have been added after the Who visited here.

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