This explains it…

This explains it…

posted on 28 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Dima Merlin.

Instructions on beach at Nandaihe resort, China.

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fluffkomix
fluffkomix
12 years ago

dont want any hti and runs while swimming…

Peter
Peter
12 years ago

Concealed swimming clothes… the new revealing look for at the beach!

Kira
Kira
12 years ago

If my swim ring is made of rubble, won’t I sink? O-O -points- EVIL!!!!

Iriska
Iriska
12 years ago

Throw garbage over the shark protention net all you like, though

Iriska
Iriska
12 years ago

Shark “protention”: “Well, as Nietzsche so clearly said…”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

Awww… my ring is made of Aluminium. Can’t I enter?? I swear I got it from a collapsed building!

Mimi
Mimi
12 years ago

DianXian? that sounds painful
maybe you get it from the lorry that just drove into the bathing area

Monkey
Monkey
12 years ago

So much for driving my car into the ocean.

Huck
Huck
11 years ago

illness person for not to swim with disease

Someone46545
Someone46545
11 years ago

Business man: “Damn, should’ve chosen another job. Now I can’t even swim in my free time”

Megabutt
Megabutt
11 years ago

Er, hello, I’m the Invisible Man, you may know me…well,er, is it OK for my swimming clothes ? I mean, I don’t conceal them but…Yeah ? OK ? Thank you very very much………………………………….Ha-ha, he didn’t even see I’ve parked my Invisible Car in the bathing section…..

Rachel
Rachel
11 years ago

Illness Person forbid swim in bathing section, allow swim in sewer.

ashley
ashley
11 years ago

oh yes, this clears EVERYTHING up

kc
kc
11 years ago

PARENT —–child——-child——child. (Chu chu) Its you to lead “adult”…

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

yup all my facilities have good care

ailleen
ailleen
11 years ago

don’t swim! =)

masha
masha
11 years ago

What about the business man’s associates….can they swim here?

Spyros
Spyros
11 years ago

“…forbid any business man to enter bathing section”? This is raceous outrage and I will authorize it to the reports!

Baller Important
Baller Important
11 years ago

Hypertension people can swin in shark protection zone

Baller Important
Baller Important
11 years ago

Mental disorder can use plastic bags

Baller Important
Baller Important
11 years ago

Dian Xian disease, etc illness person can swim with business man inside vehicle

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

People who drink to excess are more likely to “use the facilities” in the water!

Gingy
Gingy
11 years ago

It’s not global warming, apparently it’s our environments’ bad hygiene habits…

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

*forbid any business man to enter bathing section* communist pools suck !!

DrLex
10 years ago

This sign makes me so want to dress up like a business man, get totally drunk, and then drive into that pool with a garbage truck filled with any garbage — except rubble rings. Of course I’ll be wearing swimming clothes on top of my suit, otherwise they’d be concealed.

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
9 years ago

Oh, yeah? Well, my “+3 net of shark protention” beats your “+1 longsword” any day!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Crap..after reading all this I forgot why I’m naked,drunk, and wearing a rubble ring in an empty parking spot… and why am I standing on a business suit?

Arresting Police Cop
Arresting Police Cop
6 years ago

WANTED FOR TAMPER IN SHARK PROTENTION NET: Business Man! May be armed with Plastics Ring! Last seen with accomplice, Illness Person. Perform caution exercises! Also wanted for possessed Unconcealed Swimming Clothing!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

God forbid?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

They must be equipped with mental detectors.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Luckily, I’m wearing my winter coat over my business suit which conceals my swimming clothes and my gold wedding ring.

Myself
4 years ago

“Forbid any vehicle to enter bathing section”. That rule must have been added after the Who visited here.

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