You know which ones…

You know which ones…

posted on 7 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

I told you they had those…

 

Photo courtesy of Ion.

Sign found in China. 

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Ratt
Ratt
12 years ago

What supplies? Those ones…. you know, them!

coffeebot
coffeebot
12 years ago

customer: where’s those supplies?
clerk: down that aisle
customer: this?
clerk: no, that
customer: there?
clerk: here
customer: where?
clerk: turn right now
customer: these?
clerk: are you looking for those or these?
…ad infinitum

Gallaxy
Gallaxy
12 years ago

Aaaaaaaaa, thooooseeee… Now I understand…
Those. Not like these.

Miles24
Miles24
12 years ago

From the makers of These Supplies

Zoe
Zoe
12 years ago

hey can you pop to the supermarket ang get those supplies we need. if you look to the left of this sign you will find those thingymajigs and whatsitsnames too lol

Watermeat
Watermeat
12 years ago

Just speak to the dodgy looking man in black clothing.

Iriska
Iriska
12 years ago

“Do you know what these supplies are?”
“Those Supplies.”
“No, these supplies.”
“Yes, Those Supplies.”
“No, these supplies!”
[etc.]

Soundphreek
Soundphreek
12 years ago

You should see the supplies party they throw every year for those employees! SUPPLIES!!!!!

cass
cass
12 years ago

get them

fbr
fbr
11 years ago

oh, those supplies from last summer… i’ll never forget them

OliviaandAnna
11 years ago

Wow, I havent seen those in a while but nope they have these supplys. if i could only find out what for?

w_o_w (=o)
11 years ago

which supplies to you want?
those.
these?
no, those.
Those? (points to them)
yep, these.
you mean those.
no these right here.
those?where?
these.here.
etc…..

ashley
ashley
11 years ago

oh, THOSE supplies!

Comma
Comma
11 years ago

Found only at That Store.

Saburo
Saburo
11 years ago

Sweet!

*Goes shopping for stuff to the over the world with.*

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
11 years ago

The asian “who’s on first”

AL1EN
AL1EN
11 years ago

C’mon, guys…you know how many times your wife has sent you to the store for THOSE supplies???

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

i don’t need those supplies i need these supplies and i have to go to that store off of this road

Corwyn
Corwyn
11 years ago

You sure this isn’t… Amsterdam?

dave
dave
11 years ago

Oh, I was looking for Them, but apparently this store only sells Those.

becivilnotsybil
becivilnotsybil
11 years ago

but i wanted These Supplies…

Loki
Loki
11 years ago

Just in general.

Carly
Carly
11 years ago

We’ve got a confused customer on aisle six.

ShadowClone
ShadowClone
11 years ago

“Finally! I’ve been looking for these -er- those…supplies for ages!”

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

Hey joe, its “that guy.” He looks like hes going to get “those supplies.” What a tool.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

“Excuse me, but where can I find ‘Those Supplies’?”
‘Over here ma’am, between “This Furniture” and “That Hardware”.

bridget
11 years ago

What do you expect when shopping at the General Store?

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

For your non-specific needs…

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

As Gomer Pyle would say, “Supplies, supplies, supplies!”

don
don
10 years ago

better buy those supplies!

m
m
9 years ago

they’re those until you walk to that section then they’re these and those are somewhere else.

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

OOOH!… “THOSE” supplies…

-The dong of the penile protection
-The cream of slippery steam body
-The paper of vaginal blood catcher
-The cotton rod of vaginal blood catcher
-The rod of satisfaction
-and other… “those” supplies…

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Hi, could you show me these those?

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

“…are worthless.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets T-hose again

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