You know which ones…

You know which ones…

posted on 7 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

I told you they had those…

 

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Ratt
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Ratt

What supplies? Those ones…. you know, them!

coffeebot
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coffeebot

customer: where’s those supplies?
clerk: down that aisle
customer: this?
clerk: no, that
customer: there?
clerk: here
customer: where?
clerk: turn right now
customer: these?
clerk: are you looking for those or these?
…ad infinitum

Gallaxy
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Gallaxy

Aaaaaaaaa, thooooseeee… Now I understand…
Those. Not like these.

Miles24
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Miles24

From the makers of These Supplies

Zoe
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Zoe

hey can you pop to the supermarket ang get those supplies we need. if you look to the left of this sign you will find those thingymajigs and whatsitsnames too lol

Watermeat
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Watermeat

Just speak to the dodgy looking man in black clothing.

Iriska
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Iriska

“Do you know what these supplies are?”
“Those Supplies.”
“No, these supplies.”
“Yes, Those Supplies.”
“No, these supplies!”
[etc.]

Soundphreek
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Soundphreek

You should see the supplies party they throw every year for those employees! SUPPLIES!!!!!

cass
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cass

get them

fbr
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fbr

oh, those supplies from last summer… i’ll never forget them

OliviaandAnna
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Wow, I havent seen those in a while but nope they have these supplys. if i could only find out what for?

w_o_w (=o)
Guest

which supplies to you want?
those.
these?
no, those.
Those? (points to them)
yep, these.
you mean those.
no these right here.
those?where?
these.here.
etc…..

ashley
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ashley

oh, THOSE supplies!

Comma
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Comma

Found only at That Store.

Saburo
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Saburo

Sweet!

*Goes shopping for stuff to the over the world with.*

halfasemitone
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halfasemitone

The asian “who’s on first”

AL1EN
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AL1EN

C’mon, guys…you know how many times your wife has sent you to the store for THOSE supplies???

Ghost08
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Ghost08

i don’t need those supplies i need these supplies and i have to go to that store off of this road

Corwyn
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Corwyn

You sure this isn’t… Amsterdam?

dave
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dave

Oh, I was looking for Them, but apparently this store only sells Those.

becivilnotsybil
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becivilnotsybil

but i wanted These Supplies…

Loki
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Loki

Just in general.

Carly
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Carly

We’ve got a confused customer on aisle six.

ShadowClone
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ShadowClone

“Finally! I’ve been looking for these -er- those…supplies for ages!”

Ben
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Ben

Hey joe, its “that guy.” He looks like hes going to get “those supplies.” What a tool.

Lora
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Lora

“Excuse me, but where can I find ‘Those Supplies’?”
‘Over here ma’am, between “This Furniture” and “That Hardware”.

bridget
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What do you expect when shopping at the General Store?

Jeff
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Jeff

For your non-specific needs…

Long Tom
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Long Tom

As Gomer Pyle would say, “Supplies, supplies, supplies!”

don
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don

better buy those supplies!

m
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m

they’re those until you walk to that section then they’re these and those are somewhere else.

Gerson
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Gerson

OOOH!… “THOSE” supplies…

-The dong of the penile protection
-The cream of slippery steam body
-The paper of vaginal blood catcher
-The cotton rod of vaginal blood catcher
-The rod of satisfaction
-and other… “those” supplies…

DragonLady
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DragonLady

Hi, could you show me these those?

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

“…are worthless.”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets T-hose again

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