You will be instructed when and where to panic

You will be instructed when and where to panic

posted on 31 Dec 2007 in Chinglish

Well, formerly the ‘hot seat’…

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Huck
Huck
12 years ago

Excellency scattering facilities in behind door.

Megabutt
Megabutt
12 years ago

Can’t I have the 2109 ?

Fyrus
Fyrus
11 years ago

That seat won’t be so excellent AFTER the fire…

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

i do declare–that i want to get the hell out of here

ailleen
ailleen
11 years ago

no u can’t!

wannabe
11 years ago

lets see i cant see it now but she may come in the night and very well it may be the best i will get i dont know were it will be but 6 times faster is the key, i cannot belive it is not butter now in the middle of the internet we will be wanting a large it will be bqack now i say…NOW THIS IS ENGRISH!

DrLex
10 years ago

“Reliable scattering services”. Sounds like the whole place is rigged with explosives. Well, that will put out the fire, so no worries!

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10 years ago

just stay calm and burn comfortably

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

If my name isn’t plesse, how can i follow the direction route?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Our scattering services will scatter your ashes in accordance with your will.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

A room with a throne!

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