Hey, you gotta do your part…

Hey, you gotta do your part…

posted on 4 Feb 2008 in Chinglish

And if you’re dead, please get to a hospital…

Photo courtesy of John V.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Celeste
Celeste
11 years ago

Excuse me, is there a reward out for the safe return of myself to me?

anonymous
11 years ago

I think if I were stolen, I would just steal myself back. Hey, it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there……..

snopes
snopes
11 years ago

And if horse is out, please to be closing barn door.

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Hey, but if you are sexually abused, don’t come crying to me!

me
me
10 years ago

And if the guy stole the police too?

iM CRAZY!!
iM CRAZY!!
10 years ago

good luck with that…oh! and tell me how it gos

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

I was already stolen twice! I KNOW what to do, for Gosh sakes!

Th4
Th4
10 years ago

If your phone is stolen, call your phone at once. Then call the police

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Please have picture of you handy.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Police: “Hmmmm… This looks like an inside job.’

chickenman
chickenman
10 years ago

Oh snap! My phone’s stolen too!

chickenman
chickenman
10 years ago

Where is Liam Neeson when we need him?

Steve
Steve
10 years ago

Before to call, eating breakfast for long life. Each 18 dollar West Many Privates police to bringing.

John
John
10 years ago

Very good advice if they don’t steal your phone.

Dermot
Dermot
10 years ago

………. And they don’t even leave a f*cking number!

racist park
racist park
9 years ago

Call that “kidnapped” and you’ll be fine

loserbeep
loserbeep
9 years ago

This happens to me all the time, try my advice. The police are good for nothing call your local grocers, they’ll send you a bag of fresh herpes for 95 cents only, then douse the stealer with them.

liam1224
liam1224
9 years ago

and if your possessions are kidnapped…

Tom Sillers
Tom Sillers
9 years ago

Unless you’re in the witness protection program…

takatomon
takatomon
9 years ago

because possesion is kyu % ju of the law!
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false alarm… i was just being borrowed. silly me
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for if busy telephone, please to check number of correctness and to happily dial again
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remember: when of people stealing, observe safety of others and to proper clean of mess. domo arigato. gozai mas
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for cries of help please to be not disturb of others and use to respect of telephone only
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if waiting for to be stolen, this is correct location
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japan… we wife swap for keeps!

krypto
krypto
9 years ago

Let’s see, am I stolen or have I simply misplaced myself again…

Kat
Kat
9 years ago

But if you lose consciousness, please remember CPR.

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

I actually read in one of the “Dumb Criminals” books that a Chinese kidnap victim was taken to Canada and was told to call his family to tell them their ransom demands. The victim, speaking in Chinese (which the kidnappers didn’t know), told his family where he was, and the police were able to find him and the kidnappers soon after. So a Chinese “stolen person” really WAS able to contact the police, albeit indirectly.

Scorch855
9 years ago

And If cremated contact your local crematorium.

Jamyskis
Jamyskis
9 years ago

I’ve not been stolen, the kidnapper’s only borrowing me…

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

If you are kidnapped, please call morgue asap.

emr_nyc
emr_nyc
9 years ago

if you are stolen yourself, what about you ?

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

ME: I’m here to collect the reward.
SERGEANT: For what
ME: For the capture of my kidnapper.

weirdo
weirdo
7 years ago

If you see someone stolen, let the police call them.

Raj
Raj
7 years ago

U wanna b kidnapped?

LK
LK
7 years ago

You have to find yourself first, though.

Soso
Soso
6 years ago

Police officer:
“We’ll do our best to find you! But you gotta be patient!”

Zetzu
Zetzu
5 years ago

If you call the police please make sure you are not mister Stoler

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– You have a right to remain stolen, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

But if you are stoned, police will call YOU

Myself
3 years ago

I should really lock my doors more often.

Myself
3 years ago

Last night burglars broke into my house. I looked all over and it appeared at first that nothing was stolen. But then, I realized – I didn’t see myself! I had been stolen!

Myself
3 years ago

They have such a problem with people getting stolen in Shanghai that it became a verb.

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