Hey, you gotta do your part…

Hey, you gotta do your part…

posted on 4 Feb 2008 in Chinglish

And if you’re dead, please get to a hospital…

Photo courtesy of John V.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Sera
Sera
13 years ago

If the police are stolen, call you at once.

me
me
13 years ago

Yes, and I will put a reward out for myself

Blake
Blake
13 years ago

Mister Stoler, can I borrow phone of you?

pat
pat
13 years ago

Also If lost please be finding yourself and going to your bangolow.

Zoe
Zoe
13 years ago

excuse me mr officer i seem to be stolen, my i ask how that happened i have no idea i was sitting here quietly and someone picked me up and ran off

Emery Ward
Emery Ward
13 years ago

If missing, stay where you are.

patrick b
patrick b
13 years ago

I was stolen. I need to be found help me!!!!!!!!!!

Choco Latte
13 years ago

excuse me…. i seem to have been stolen, mr. officer.

Wes
Wes
12 years ago

911: this is 911 what is your emergency?
Man: HELP! I’ve been stolen!
911: by whom?
Man: My wife!
911: where are you located?, we’ll send help immeaditly!
Man: I don’t know! last thing I rember, I was in a suit and I said” I do”, and then I was here.
911: (dial tone)

steakman
steakman
12 years ago

…and also in your “Kidnaping Survival Kit” you will find a cell phone.

Max
Max
12 years ago

…. Unless you haven’t payed your taxes… In that case you’re better of disappeared

Thrakir
Thrakir
12 years ago

Your you or your life!

Kellevision
12 years ago

If humor is the best medicine (and I believe it is) this site is full of “health”.

Ethan
12 years ago

Yeah, borrow a phone from Mr. Stoler. EASY.

kris
kris
12 years ago

i’m holding myself for ransom.

Slipperywhenfrosty
Slipperywhenfrosty
12 years ago

I don’t have to, I’m rigged to a burglar alarm anyway

hasteroth
hasteroth
12 years ago

And if your house is a pile of ashes, call the fire department.

Kotarou
Kotarou
12 years ago

It has a direct translation to Colombian Spanish: “si usted es robado, llame a la policía de una”

Mazaki
Mazaki
12 years ago

But what if my phone gets stolen too?!

Diddims
Diddims
12 years ago

And if you’re pregnant, please use protection.

bule
bule
12 years ago

if you stolen pls check out who stole you, if not we can’t find you.

Belbe
Belbe
12 years ago

It is for your own safety.

Justin
12 years ago

Mr.Police? You stole my stealer

I SPEAKED MOST CORRECTTALLY
I SPEAKED MOST CORRECTTALLY
12 years ago

CELL PHONE PROVIDED BY THEIF

BarneyYeeha
BarneyYeeha
12 years ago

And don’t forget to drop by the police station…

Angeline
Angeline
12 years ago

Sure I will. But I need to make sure I bring my phone along when Im stolen. And hope the reception there is good! ;p

Belbe
Belbe
12 years ago

Incomply at your own expense.

lamekid
lamekid
12 years ago

did they steal my nuts?

nightvisiongoggles
nightvisiongoggles
12 years ago

… so you can be returned to your rightful owner.

China is beating Japan at Engrish.

TJ
TJ
12 years ago

If you feel like you’ve been stolen, get help anyway.

Purplehound
Purplehound
12 years ago

However, if you’ve merely been lost, please check the last place you left yourself. You’ll usually find you there.

Note: When I first read this one there was an advertisement for Lo-Jack at the top of the page! I kid you not! LOL!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
12 years ago

dont forget to give the license plate number of the viehicle of mr. Stoler.

xpyonedge
xpyonedge
12 years ago

make sure the thief has a handphone.

Ruth
12 years ago

Notice how they didn’t leave the number for the police station… o.O

Kees
Kees
12 years ago

“Please not that you might be held for evidence”

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

i don’t think i’ve stolen me i think i’ve lost me and i just can’t remember the last place i put myself. or maybe i just ran away–i should have bought myself that puppy so i wouldn’t have to run away from myself.

Trish
Trish
12 years ago

if you are misplace only, please to look for self in elsewhere and not to be the disturb of others peaceful

Steve
Steve
12 years ago

Now that’s what I call “Shanghai’d!”

Chaz
Chaz
12 years ago

Hey kidnappers I’m supposed to call the police if I’m missing so can I just borrow that phone for a sec. thanks.

sum yun gi
sum yun gi
12 years ago

Stolen you is? You to be sucking bad! Holding now please the line.

Ethan
Ethan
12 years ago

Hey Mr.Stealer! Can I borrow your phone?

DP Interworld
12 years ago

If one can be stolen, one deserved to be stolen.

Fede
Fede
12 years ago

police? I was kidna…err, I mean stolen

bubbathesnubba
bubbathesnubba
12 years ago

If you are stolen, remember to rescue yourself

Cocococo
Cocococo
12 years ago

But what if I’m borrowed without asking?

Sashi! (not really)
Sashi! (not really)
12 years ago

And if you’re on fire, Please call the fire department at once! Then call the police, the ambulance…

georgie
georgie
12 years ago

because YOUR problems are OUR problems.

KC
KC
12 years ago

CAN I CLAIM FROM INSURANCE

Lil' Torres
Lil' Torres
12 years ago

I’ll after the thief to catch back my phone then call the police.

SCS
SCS
12 years ago

Ooooo…..steal me!

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