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Not to be confused with the unrelated ‘Baby Daddy Express’ service.
When the divorce is final and you can’t get away fast enough.
Have you met Mom’s new boyfriend? Uh-oh, too late…
Mummy express? Hope there’s such a thing?
the only train/van that goes choo-beer choo-beer choo-beer
Jon Gosselin must have hopped aboard.
Who’s ya truckin’ service? Who’s ya truckin’ service?
Sugar me up!
“Ooooh daddy, do me express-ly!!!”
Is that Maury Povich at the steering wheel?
Hmm I have no date tonight. I know! I’ll call Daddy express!!
Who’s yo’ daddy?!