Hey, I can handle my fuddle…

Hey, I can handle my fuddle…

posted on 29 Mar 2008 in Signs

 

 

 

Sign found in Japan.

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nick
nick
12 years ago

It’s ok to bring my AK 47 though?

HI
HI
12 years ago

TRANSLATION: Any drunk, smelly guy trying to sell me a dog inside the store- will be refused!!!!

enLique
enLique
12 years ago

Unless complainance meets, we will force shop to close you down.

hah
hah
12 years ago

Too bad for Nampa.

Shiny
Shiny
12 years ago

Man with gravity-defying noodles overhead also not permitted in store.

Jook Man
Jook Man
12 years ago

Yeah… Don’t want the fuddle to enter and turn this place into a party again!

Lauren
Lauren
11 years ago

apparently Danny Devito isn’t allowed

the mighty lub
the mighty lub
11 years ago

I’m afraid the nasty smell I does…..sigh, I think I have a fuddle problem.

Jerry Meandering
Jerry Meandering
11 years ago

Patron of disgruntlement please shall force to seek place other for re-gruntlement.

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

Well, I guess that counts Paris Hilton out..

Rhy
Rhy
11 years ago

I wouldnt let him in even if he do does the nasty smell.

Rosie
11 years ago

Oooh. I’ll wait outside. I’m feeling a little fuddled.

morbid_Visions
morbid_Visions
11 years ago

damn my foul-smelling solicitation pet!

Pyth007
Pyth007
11 years ago

That sign has left me befuddled… I guess I can’t come in then.

chic
11 years ago

Oh, no, how strict the entertaining establishment is!!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

so…no don’t have sex with someone with a nasty smell? That goes without saying–let alone having a sign about it,,,

lkmjr
lkmjr
11 years ago

So, as long as I don’t enter through the fuddle, don’t try to pick up girls or sell stuff, don’t have a creepily smiling dog, and don’t smell bad, I’ll be allowed inside? Hmm…. This could be tough….

BSting
11 years ago

guess i cant bring my dad then

Alix
Alix
11 years ago

So I can Nampa outside the store?

Sashi! (not really)
Sashi! (not really)
11 years ago

omg, they banned bums, drunks, wait a second… blind people with guide dogs can’t go in?! awww… gramps can’t…

Charlotte
Charlotte
11 years ago

don’t you dare enter my fiddie with your nampa!

engrish101
engrish101
11 years ago

With customers like that in your shop, no wonder you would refuse to enter! I impressed much!

Destinii Haruya
Destinii Haruya
11 years ago

But this is my perfume!

Stormchild
Stormchild
11 years ago

FYI, ‘nampa’ is not just any kind of solicitation. It means trying to pick up girls.

God Jesus
God Jesus
11 years ago

I’d rather get fuddled until I the nasty smell does and nampa all day.

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

‘Nampa and the Solicitation Act’ sounds like an awesome name for a band!

bridget
11 years ago

The person of the nasty smell is must using “My Inside Cleaner”. Store waiting impatiently for the person return.

Bob
Bob
11 years ago

The bar sinister on the “no” sign isn’t very prominent. In particular, the one with the dog is almost entirely obscured. If I couldn’t read English or Japanese, I might assume they’re saying “Pets welcome.”

don
don
10 years ago

as usual the last is the funniest

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