Uh, it matches my pants!
nah, it looks like s**t to me.
HUGE BLOW OUT SALE: ALL FARTS MUST GO.
crap. it’s whats for breakfart
stay away from the xl
ah, i’ll take one in cabbage
nice breathable fabric
for clothing thats loud
Have I mentioned that my ass has a new fasion line?
Maybe that shirt is what someone thinks a fart looks like?
Great – If I wear this shirt half of the stores will ask me to leave.