They’ve been putting on some pounds…

They’ve been putting on some pounds…

posted on 18 Mar 2008 in Chinglish

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Ryan Jones.

Found in Shanghai hotel. 

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Joe
Joe
13 years ago

Mom! Look! It’s a window washer. can I feed it?
“No Johnny”!
Aww, but mom, PLEASE?

Jackie
Jackie
13 years ago

…otherwise they won’t leave…

HeyThereItsEric
HeyThereItsEric
13 years ago

But they’re right outside the window! Who’d notice if I took a quick bite?

Blake
Blake
13 years ago

I’m saving the bread crumbs to feed the exterior window washers.

angelinadevilsshoes
angelinadevilsshoes
13 years ago

don’t do that, they will defecate everywhere!

Wowzers
Wowzers
13 years ago

they have a special diet. and no feeding the maids either..

somethingelse
somethingelse
13 years ago

also no flash photography.

audinac
audinac
13 years ago

…or they might hang themselves from the roof in front of your hotel window

Multihunter
Multihunter
13 years ago

…until you have filled out the adoption papers

Shiny
Shiny
13 years ago

They hate it when you throw peanuts in their buckets of water.

Kitty
Kitty
13 years ago

Apparently if you feed them, they will follow you home.

Ryan
13 years ago

If you do, they won’t leave.

Tdog
Tdog
13 years ago

If you feed them, they will become dependent on humans for survival and will never learn to fend for themselves.

Diddims
Diddims
13 years ago

“Excuse me, but why are you giving me food? I have my own food and I have work to do here.”

Comma
Comma
13 years ago

I can’t get the food through the glass anyway.

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
13 years ago

We can’t have stains and odours trickling down the walls! We’ll then have to employ wall cleaners, and who knows, they too will accept food!

Blu
Blu
13 years ago

I went to a rotating restaurant recently, and I saw a window washer’s cage, so I got out a piece of paper, wrote, “Window Washers DO NOT FEED $500 Fine” and put it in front of the window.
Next time we passed by it, it was gone. 🙁

Mandee
Mandee
13 years ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! THE SCAFFOLDING CAN HOLD ONLY 82.4 KILOS!!!

MrMe05
MrMe05
13 years ago

Yeah, cause nobody likes EXTERIOR window washers. Their more into INTERIOR window washers.

A person
A person
13 years ago

We are in the process of installing Window-Cleaning Person pellets. Please be patient and don’t feed them any people food.

Ghost08
Ghost08
13 years ago

they will just make a bigger mess on the windows below–and then they’ll really need to clean up

Corwyn
Corwyn
13 years ago

These “renaissance” window-washing-men are on a strict mideival diet.

shaetore
shaetore
13 years ago

please do not annoy, pester, molest, worry, badger, harry, harrass, hackle, persicute, irk, rag, vex, bother tease, nettle, tantalize or ruffle them either!!!

intern
intern
11 years ago

However, tea is acceptable.

fuzion
fuzion
11 years ago

they know the vampires around….

godnoble
godnoble
10 years ago

Please do not tap on the glass.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– But look Mommy, they’re cooing!

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