Preferably chocolate…

Preferably chocolate…

posted on 25 Apr 2008 in Chinglish

This is one of those times when even pie won’t work…

 

Photo courtesy of G.E.Witsoe/T.A.Jacobsen.

Found on a fireworks crate from China. 

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Lex
Lex
12 years ago

Blow out the candles before using cake to handle crate.

Shintarou
Shintarou
12 years ago

Please bear in mind that the cake is a lie. Use extreme caution.

ab
ab
12 years ago

Danger – angry cake with hooks, provoked by fire……….. KEEP BACK 50 FEET.

Horseygal
Horseygal
12 years ago

So that rules out celebrating bob’s birthday during smoko….

nick
nick
12 years ago

I can open it though?

Amanda
12 years ago

That’s Marie Antoinette’s solution for dealing with EVERYTHING

Ali-kins
Ali-kins
12 years ago

hurry up the cakes! this is heavy!

Cheeko
Cheeko
12 years ago

Tell that to the portal guy

I R Speak Engrish
I R Speak Engrish
12 years ago

i always wondered how to keep fire away, so its eighter this or hand grenades… china cant be a safe place to live if theres a fire

https://www.engrish.com/2008/08/if-the-flames-dont-get-ya-the-explosions-will/

Cup0fDOOM
Cup0fDOOM
11 years ago

PSST I hid it in the cake

FLO
FLO
11 years ago

This is a fun game to play….

Skoojoo
Skoojoo
11 years ago

The cake is a lie!!!!

Jalen
Jalen
11 years ago

nothing better than putting fireworks in cake but I fail to see why they don’t allow us to add hooks to the mix.

Saburo
Saburo
11 years ago

Moving stuff is more expensive than I thought… *Grumbles as he goes to buy cake…*

sister_nyx
sister_nyx
11 years ago

These mail order brides are getting picky.

walk walk
walk walk
11 years ago

in a pinch could I use pie? and if so, where does baked alaska stand

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

dont forget to wear you protective party hat

Sergio
Sergio
11 years ago

So what happens if we get the File near it? (LINE 3 PEOPLE)

Billy M
Billy M
11 years ago

Alright men lather me with cake i am moving boxes today……

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

“Oh, Li, come on! Handling fireworks IS a piece of cake!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I don’t cake.

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