Graduals can sneak up on you, too…

because sudeness is bad?

Stay behind railings and remain sluggish

and in other news, a little boy was killed in a fatal suddeness accident at the local poll….

So let me get this straight. Say, you’re running for your life from a gorilla with a sledgehammer. You can stay behind the rail and be too sluggish to get away, or you can activate the suddenness by jumping the railing, and run into something at the speed of sound. I think I’m misunderstanding this somewhere…

Why should I listen YOU! YOU’RE just a sign!

You are safe from spontaneity on this side of the railing.

Please refrain from being spontaneous beyond this point.

Can I annoy, torment, pester, molest, worry, badger harry, harass, hackle, persecute, irk, rad, vex, bother, tease, nettle, tantalise, or ruffle the railings? I mean only IF suddenness happens?

Refrain from thine suddeness, my son!

I had suddenness happen to me before, i didnt have a nifty rail to jump over though

how frightful!

People always assume they’re immune to this sort of thing, but suddenness can happen very, very suddenly..

*starts to climb over a railing* Lest what? oh…OH MAI GAWD!!!

“Suddenness” happens, even to the best of us on a good day…

Jazz is all about Suddenness.

and then what happens…

The railings do not like to be crossed. And they have Uzzis.

Dammit! Suddenness happened! is there any toilet paper?

Suddenness happened to me but she said it happened to all guys.

Suddenly…!!!!

Only awesomeness happens here.