That’s no hockey puck!

That’s no hockey puck!

posted on 12 Jun 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

Glad it’s not pool season…

 

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Lam.

Found in London, England. 

Not quite Engrish I know, but funny… 

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Dom
Dom
12 years ago

i know that no one shows up at Devils games, but jeez…

leila
leila
12 years ago

good grief! London is not even in an Angrophone country – so they really mean what they write…

emodarthvader
12 years ago

i want FROZEN LEMONADE!!!

nick
nick
12 years ago

poopsicle anyone?

okdoke
12 years ago

Johnny…don’t touch that, it’s not a puck.

Dano
Dano
12 years ago

Okay, fire up the Zamboni again!

CarbonatedCube
CarbonatedCube
12 years ago

“Can’t, Jim, the thing’s jammed!”

“What, did someone leave their godam baby in the rink last time?!”

SEbeastie
12 years ago

Don’t eat the yellow snow!

igiboydeguzman
igiboydeguzman
12 years ago

The janitors are not going to be happy about this!

Jook Man
Jook Man
12 years ago

That solves the problem of having to take off the skates to hit the head.

cass
cass
12 years ago

it’s disney on yellow ice!

Tyler
Tyler
12 years ago

Let the monkeys show you how its done. They’re pro at this kind of stuff.

ordie100
ordie100
12 years ago

Say burt. What’s that brown stuff on your skate?

Mark
Mark
12 years ago

Not to worry, NHL players are toilet-trained. Most of them, anyway…

sarmad
12 years ago

too bad londons ONLY ice rink is covered in yellow and brown…

FLO
FLO
11 years ago

And we will skate on the toilets…

the mighty lub
the mighty lub
11 years ago

To be fair it does say ice rink and bowl.

Nyte
Nyte
11 years ago

Ha ha, I remember this, it’s from the Queensway Icebowl in Bayswater, I work 20 meters away.

It’s a ice rink that has a bowling alley next to it, as well as an arcade.

Mark A
Mark A
11 years ago

Welcome to England, home of the English language and…
the smelliest ice-skating rink in the world!

Carly
11 years ago

I wish I’d gotten ROLLER skates for Christmas . . .

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

Give the new skaters incentive to not fall.

Caner
Caner
11 years ago

And if the Ice-Rink is out of order use the football field.

the 9 lives of trouble
the 9 lives of trouble
11 years ago

the blackhawks just don’t get any respect anymore…

Danica
Danica
11 years ago

I just noticed that on the bottom of the sign it says “ICE RINK AND BOWL”! LOL

Seamus
Seamus
11 years ago

So London celebrate Yellow Christmas?

GokhanZan
GokhanZan
11 years ago

They gave Paul Robinson the job as janitor of this place after the match against Croatia.

GokhanZan
GokhanZan
11 years ago

Along with his side kick Steve McClaren who flings the poop at anyone he hates.

btallama
btallama
11 years ago

CAUTION SKATERS,Beware of frozen logs on ice

Trish
Trish
11 years ago

Mom!!???..I don’t wanna take my ice skating lesson today!!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

this particular patch on the rink is warm and yellow

amery
amery
11 years ago

oww….that’s the reason why the rink smells….good….verry good!

Nick G
Nick G
11 years ago

dont eat the yellow… ice?

Name
11 years ago

Because white ice is expensive, for the purpose of cutting costs, this rink uses the cheaper and easier yellow ice.

Name
11 years ago

Because white ice is expensive, this rink is cutting costs with the cheaper and easier yellow ice.

NeutrinoX
NeutrinoX
11 years ago

Hmm, this rinks!

koreanpie
koreanpie
11 years ago

haha i live in london and have been there! XD come on england…use your own language properly lol

tom
tom
11 years ago

I bet we’re skating on frozen pee

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

“because of monkeys”

adam
adam
11 years ago

This explains a lot. London, get your shit together….and put it where it belongs.

Veggiet
Veggiet
11 years ago

at first I thought they meant “use the toilets near the ice-rink” but then I noticed the small print “London’s only ice rink AND bowl” ewwww….

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
10 years ago

must be added incentive to not wipe out while doing that triple axel jump…

Raymund Victor
Raymund Victor
10 years ago

so… you want me to pee WHERE?!

Unown
Unown
8 years ago

Okay. That is just sad. You know English is a difficult language when it can’t even be used right in the countries that speak it!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I thing it’s just some think.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Postman always rinks twice.

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