When candy cigarettes just aren’t enough any more…

When candy cigarettes just aren’t enough any more…

posted on 17 Jun 2008 in Toys

They grow up so fast!

 

Photo courtesy of Caitlin Rice.

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qurtuba
qurtuba
13 years ago

fine place to buy our beers, the shop keeper can’t read our ID’s!!!

okdoke
13 years ago

Really, I’m older than I look….honest…

igiboydeguzman
igiboydeguzman
13 years ago

But Daddy, all the other kids are buying it!

Kitty
Kitty
13 years ago

I always buy music with my beer.

My Engrish not good so
My Engrish not good so
13 years ago

“toys”? beer and steak? the kid proebly doesn’t even have teeth!

Skoojoo
Skoojoo
13 years ago

Getting those little girls ready for their future careers

Spoof
Spoof
13 years ago

What happened to juice?

Mike
Mike
12 years ago

I am old enough to drink! Now give me a scotch and wa-wa!

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

i left my id in the twuck

JTS
JTS
12 years ago

“Ma’am, I’ll need an I.D., please.”
“.. Ummm .. my mommy has it!”

justice
justice
12 years ago

maybe kids like to throw their own barbecues too?

alice
alice
12 years ago

“Can’t I buy a banana?”
“No! Only apples.”
“Juice?”
“No – beer.”
“Okay I’ll get my mwommy and her ID card. Oh yeah, I want some corn and music too.”

adam
adam
12 years ago

Where is that damn “needle drugs” button?

Jason
Jason
11 years ago

“Do you have Whole grain Pastry?”
“Maybe not, but we have Ice Cream Cakes.”
“How about Barbicana?”
“No. We only serve Guiness.”
“Well… How about a Cheeseburger?”
“Nope. There’s only Sirloin steak, though.”
“OK. What about Halo ODST?”
“Not really, but we really do have 3OH!3.”
“ARRRRGH! Now I’m going to call HSBC and have your Mini-Mart Bankrupt!”

StarBase10
StarBase10
11 years ago

A golfer entered a convenience store.
Golfer: Do you have a bottle of Barbicana?
Cashier: No. We only have Guiness.
Golfer: How about Halo ODST For my Xbox 360?
Cashier: Nope. All we had is a Michael Jackson Album.
Golfer: What about a BBQ beef Panini?
Cashier: Not really, but all we serve is Sirloin Steak.
Golfer: I’ll call my mom about what happened to me right now.

The Rose that caption
The Rose that caption
9 years ago

Ludwig Beilschmidt’s favorite childhood toy.

Its a me!
Its a me!
6 years ago

Ever notice….. Butter + Beer…. = …… BUTTERBEER!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– A beer, a Barbie and Let’s Bohemian Rhapsody, please.

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