Can I still provoke?

Can I still provoke?

posted on 9 Jul 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

You left out bedevil…

 

Photo courtesy of Gerard P Bannigan.

Found at Snake Park in Pune, India.

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christen
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christen

they also forgot: piss off, bug, nag, crucify, plague, provoke, hassle, perturb, and push their buttons.

JJ
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JJ

Woah, Nettle!?
Relaxed sign to be aiming at real viscous mans.

-
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I can stil:
-eat it
-burn it
-disolve it
-dissasemble it
-blow it up
-deflate it
-shread it
-stampede it

as long as you dont upset it, you could doo al this!

don
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don

perhaps i can kiss the animal, or mate with it?

DrLex
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Badger badger badger badger …
Mushroom, mushroom!

Billy Bob
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Billy Bob

Picky animal. Can I cook it?

pauloo
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pauloo

Hey! Get away that cage! I telled you tourist ready, no tantalize aminal!

Janice
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Janice

Please to leave the thesaurus alone too! I thanking you, grateful, pleased, obliged, appreciative, indebted, beholden, your servant sir. Animals feel same.

Doff
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Doff

Is there anything we -can- do to the animal?

barbasol
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barbasol

how do you “badger harry” an animal?

Chickentacos
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Chickentacos

I wasn’t going to irk it anyway, sheesh…

Brian
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Brian

It vexes me… I’m terribly vexed.

Rawr
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Rawr

Molesting the animal is bad.

gASWr
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Warning: Badgering the raccoons may lead to severe injury

archmon
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archmon

Hob-knockers!!!!!( touches animals)

NIX
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NIX

*sigh* Fine, I guess I’ll go somewhere else to Badger Harry the animals, then.

Mayumiko
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………………………….I’ll make sure not to harry the animals then….

Gerson
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Gerson

I really wanted to ruffle that badger 🙁

Sho
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Sho

How do you “worry” the Animal? What is the Animal is particularly sensitive or is sufferring from paranoia or depression? Would that be a legitimate defence that would stand up in Animal Court?

CraigSA
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CraigSA

ok, i’ll just urinate or deficate on the damnd things instead.

f
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f

yeah yeah im not doing anything listed on the sign, im just poking it with the sharp stick!

pete
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pete

but… will it blend?

Mark
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Mark

Do not badger the badgers.

Gilvan
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They forgot to include: “Do not Sodomize”…

noneofyourbusiness
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noneofyourbusiness

dammit! they took the best ones! I’ve only got ‘displease’ left now!

sparky
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sparky

Sign posted at all U.S DMVs.

Aquophis
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Aquophis

Damn, I really wanted to badger that badger…

dalex
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means that i can:
1. feed the animal
2. kill the animal.
3. cook the animal

David O
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David O

How do you worry an animal? Must be those existentialists who inform the animals of their spacio-temporal finitude and cause animal angst.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I Mary them?

Myself
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It doesn’t say anything about murdering it!

Myself
Guest

That animal filed a persecution report with the United Nations!

Myself
Guest

Are you kidding? I can’t rag the animal? It must really not like ragtime music.

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