What must be clarified is that this sign is a two-parter. The first part pleads you to not annoy, torment, pester, molest, worry, or badger Harry. It then instructs us to, as an alternative, go ahead and harass, hackle, persecute, irk, rag, vex, bother, tease, nettle, tantalise or ruffle the animal. So it’s okay guys, we’re just not supposed to leave Harry alone, we can do whatever we want to the animal, which is fair game.
Hungry
15 years ago
But can i eat the animals?
blitish_engrish
15 years ago
is Barney here?
Dave Rock
15 years ago
If you do however end up nettling the animal .. make sure you dock leaf it afterwards
Hikari
15 years ago
Can’t we just eradicate them?
ebbb
15 years ago
like i would want to molest an animal…………actually i would =D
chris
15 years ago
oh good, i can still lather, rinse, and repeat 😀
Alice
14 years ago
Wow, I didn’t even think of half of all these. Thanks for the protip 8D
Carly
14 years ago
Well what do you expect us to do? Look at them?
adam
14 years ago
Actually the translation is perfect. It’s the same as the Marathi sign below. The words are repeated to give more emphasis and to make it appear as a stronger warning.
taylor
14 years ago
Damn, my evil plans to ruffle the animals have been foiled!
blah
14 years ago
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Ben
14 years ago
Is gorging on the animal frowned upon too?
JapaneseStudent
14 years ago
I guess I can pet, poke, and possibly feed the animal then.
Red-faced
14 years ago
Well..can we LOOK at it??
Moo
14 years ago
They forgot rape
Vehement
14 years ago
A sign to claim your man to yourself.
ann
14 years ago
And I suppose said animal will give a detailed report if I do? What if I gently kid it, but it’s in a foul mood and claims I “teased”? Whose word wins in a court of law?
katie
14 years ago
i guess i’ll just have to settle for assault
Cure_nyah
14 years ago
just sit quitly and be bored as hell
garudamon11
14 years ago
you can still bribe them
Neals
14 years ago
However, okay to feed THIS animal with your private. Just not the fishes.
Choo-Choo
14 years ago
But they didn’t ask me not to piss them off!
neenz
14 years ago
The animal behind the fence is a chicken. They’re afraid it will become rude or unreasonable, in which case, in accordance with a business deal between the zoo and a certain Chinese restaurant, they lose the chicken.
certified_cadillacer
14 years ago
funny how they treat animals better than people in india isnt it
Dave
14 years ago
How bout agitate? can I still do that?
Sandor
14 years ago
Don’t worry officer, all I did was insult, bewitch, poach, belittle, coax, feed, annihilate, defenestrate, prognosticate, trick, flick, kick and lick the animal. But I will openly admit that I badgered Harry, however.
Sandor
14 years ago
Is that Arabic text below?
bn ;blgjnxkmnfl gn
14 years ago
why can’t i molest them???
lily
14 years ago
dang i really wanted to molest that billy goat over there
Spencer
14 years ago
Man, I was looking forward to persecuting that penguin…
Lollerskate
14 years ago
@Sandor: Of course not. It’s Devanagari script (I guess). It’s in INDIA anyway.
Pete
14 years ago
why If it was arabic Script…………. you had some comments in your mind???????????????
Raymund Victor
14 years ago
hmm… since they didnt add “Hunt” to the list…
its Hunting Season!!!
Jwaz
14 years ago
Your honor, my client was not harassing the animal, he was pestering it. Clearly he was acting within the code of conduct.
Just plug and play…
Looks like we can still mate with the animal, score!
True story, they actually have these signs in San Diego…
Dunno what that says about India.
Dunno what that says about San Diego…
At least you’re still allowed to pat their animals
ok..can i maybe just pleat the animal???..or put a bit of ball fringe on it?
well lets just take all the fun out of living shall we?
no malesting animals? aaaaaaaaaaawwwww poor micheal jackson
This begs the question – who is Harry, and is he molested so much that there needs to be a sign to raise awareness?
I’m under the impression that maybe I should just beat Badger Harry with a stick.
No molesting? awwww…
It’s amazing the discrimination against animal molesters these days.
Ah, I guess this animal has feeling like us doesn’t it?
BUT HEY! We can feed these ones!
This board betrays the perverted desires of the authors unhealthy love for animals!
What must be clarified is that this sign is a two-parter. The first part pleads you to not annoy, torment, pester, molest, worry, or badger Harry. It then instructs us to, as an alternative, go ahead and harass, hackle, persecute, irk, rag, vex, bother, tease, nettle, tantalise or ruffle the animal. So it’s okay guys, we’re just not supposed to leave Harry alone, we can do whatever we want to the animal, which is fair game.
But can i eat the animals?
is Barney here?
If you do however end up nettling the animal .. make sure you dock leaf it afterwards
Can’t we just eradicate them?
like i would want to molest an animal…………actually i would =D
oh good, i can still lather, rinse, and repeat 😀
Wow, I didn’t even think of half of all these. Thanks for the protip 8D
Well what do you expect us to do? Look at them?
Actually the translation is perfect. It’s the same as the Marathi sign below. The words are repeated to give more emphasis and to make it appear as a stronger warning.
Damn, my evil plans to ruffle the animals have been foiled!
you have reached maximum time for this message BEEP
Is gorging on the animal frowned upon too?
I guess I can pet, poke, and possibly feed the animal then.
Well..can we LOOK at it??
They forgot rape
A sign to claim your man to yourself.
And I suppose said animal will give a detailed report if I do? What if I gently kid it, but it’s in a foul mood and claims I “teased”? Whose word wins in a court of law?
i guess i’ll just have to settle for assault
just sit quitly and be bored as hell
you can still bribe them
However, okay to feed THIS animal with your private. Just not the fishes.
But they didn’t ask me not to piss them off!
The animal behind the fence is a chicken. They’re afraid it will become rude or unreasonable, in which case, in accordance with a business deal between the zoo and a certain Chinese restaurant, they lose the chicken.
funny how they treat animals better than people in india isnt it
How bout agitate? can I still do that?
Don’t worry officer, all I did was insult, bewitch, poach, belittle, coax, feed, annihilate, defenestrate, prognosticate, trick, flick, kick and lick the animal. But I will openly admit that I badgered Harry, however.
Is that Arabic text below?
why can’t i molest them???
dang i really wanted to molest that billy goat over there
Man, I was looking forward to persecuting that penguin…
@Sandor: Of course not. It’s Devanagari script (I guess). It’s in INDIA anyway.
why If it was arabic Script…………. you had some comments in your mind???????????????
hmm… since they didnt add “Hunt” to the list…
its Hunting Season!!!
Your honor, my client was not harassing the animal, he was pestering it. Clearly he was acting within the code of conduct.
molest?