I always wondered where the Grinch lived…

I always wondered where the Grinch lived…

posted on 22 Jul 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

And have a nice day…

Sign found in Malaysia.

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Angela
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Angela

But we love you!

Haley
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Haley

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Regardez403
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Regardez403

Deer resident
I am come delivery you parcel most urgent.
But being afraid for police catch me, and you are the hostility,
I am of minded to go from here quick. If still wanted the parcel,
you are need go fetching for yourself it at the parcel station.

Most happy apology
Man Service of Delivers.

Ted
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Ted

Maybe we should get back on our bikes and peddle our Mormon wares elsewhere….

steve
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steve

No chance of borrowing your lawn mower then ?

Lili
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Lili

Is that a buzzer for the gate just above the sign? God, that’s tempting.

Will
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Will

Who is Mee? I better ring up and ask.

ranchel
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but uncle i is your nephew. i come with message! oh dear uncle i bring word of death. the death was of your mother. oh dear uncle i also wanted to borrow a lemon from your tree. oh dear uncle give me a sign on what to do! -” nephew, i hate citrus fruit. nephew i hate my mother nephew i hate evryone. now i chuck tree at your head” thank you uncle. i luv. ” reely ? i hate” ooo

Trinity
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Trinity

I love you too, Grandpa!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Hate thy neighbours as thyself.

Meli
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Meli

Meh, at least he’s honest.

…So, who’s up for a little trespassing?

sycareus
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sycareus

well, now that we know how he feels, maybe we should send him those pictures of him in the shower?

Ree
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Ree

P.D. “BangoLow” is not the cousin of “JudeLow”, so you beeter bee out of heere beefore you call thee papparazzi, d’you listen to MEE? My bee barks. Thanks ffor your understanding.

cm
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cm

P.S. most large dog sits on here and alerts my face of your being…. he will come on you and make you die.

Stefan
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Stefan

One must wonder what goes on inside this “bangolow”.

emodarthvader
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i love u

Christopher Arbizu
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Christopher Arbizu

Don’t come a knockin when the bangolow’s a rockin.

Taylor
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Taylor

anyone wanna play ding-dong ditch?

keith
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keith

i understand o.k. and i hate you too 🙂

Ian Leo
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Ian Leo

The greatest proof of “Freedom of Expression”.

Steve
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Steve

So then why is there a doorbell?

pat
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pat

Your police are not being able to catch me I are being a man of gingerbread made.

Miles24
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Miles24

I think this is where Dr. Seuss got his inspiration from.

Lex
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Lex

Free puppies. Inquire within.

ali
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ali

This guy needs to work for Hallmark. Their “thinking of you” cards would take on a decidedly different meaning. “I’m thinking of you…with a spear through your fat head!”

Lizi
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Lizi

well… at least we know that michael jackson isn’t living there….

Pokejedservo
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Somebody needs a hug! 🙂

James
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James

Except on Party Business.

Pete
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Pete

I see the sensitivity/anger management courses are paying off at last!

Jane
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Jane

Well then, he better not come out of his house…

craplo
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craplo

Have A Nice Day….now go away

Miss Echo
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Miss Echo

ya’ll don’t come back now…. ever.

cas
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cas

Somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.

Ric Mauger
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Ric Mauger

When “No hawkers, please” just dosen’t cut it..

patcap365
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patcap365

trick-or-treaters beware, this guy ain’t playin’!

RP
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RP

FTW! I need that sign infront of my house.

kevin
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kevin

Translation: “You #%$%^ kids get off my lawn!”

Rayquaza
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Rayquaza

One too many visits from the Jehovah Witnesses…

Robert
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If this Bangalow’s a-rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.

dropkickmurphy
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watch out, the doorbell has a 1000volt charge!

Shadowdancer21b
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Shadowdancer21b

Yeah, even you Junichi!

Brandon
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Brandon

He really went to a lot of trouble. Most other people would just have put up a sign that said “F**k off!”

Wes
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Wes

later that day his heart grew 3 times the size it was.

Redrik
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Redrik

Avon calling !

Ali-kins
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Ali-kins

Sam the Eagle lives in Malaysia?

majipa
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majipa

Amen…A.M.E.N

Was just wondering…did Mr. have one laxative too many

Max
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Max

You might as well not have a door at all. In fact, you shouldn’t even live in a human community!

meowish
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meowish

I always thought you were my best friend…..until I visited your house.

All your bases are belong to us.
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All your bases are belong to us.

A message to you:

Open the door to the world. Believe that no one is going to hate you. Give a try to pop out a bit of your small house, and you will be happy.

Kenji
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Kenji

the radical solution to children finding lost soccer balls…

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