I always wondered where the Grinch lived…

I always wondered where the Grinch lived…

posted on 22 Jul 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

And have a nice day…

Sign found in Malaysia.

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Angela
Angela
13 years ago

But we love you!

Haley
Haley
13 years ago

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

Regardez403
Regardez403
13 years ago

Deer resident
I am come delivery you parcel most urgent.
But being afraid for police catch me, and you are the hostility,
I am of minded to go from here quick. If still wanted the parcel,
you are need go fetching for yourself it at the parcel station.

Most happy apology
Man Service of Delivers.

Ted
Ted
13 years ago

Maybe we should get back on our bikes and peddle our Mormon wares elsewhere….

steve
steve
13 years ago

No chance of borrowing your lawn mower then ?

Lili
Lili
13 years ago

Is that a buzzer for the gate just above the sign? God, that’s tempting.

Will
Will
13 years ago

Who is Mee? I better ring up and ask.

ranchel
13 years ago

but uncle i is your nephew. i come with message! oh dear uncle i bring word of death. the death was of your mother. oh dear uncle i also wanted to borrow a lemon from your tree. oh dear uncle give me a sign on what to do! -” nephew, i hate citrus fruit. nephew i hate my mother nephew i hate evryone. now i chuck tree at your head” thank you uncle. i luv. ” reely ? i hate” ooo

Trinity
Trinity
13 years ago

I love you too, Grandpa!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago

Hate thy neighbours as thyself.

Meli
Meli
13 years ago

Meh, at least he’s honest.

…So, who’s up for a little trespassing?

sycareus
sycareus
13 years ago

well, now that we know how he feels, maybe we should send him those pictures of him in the shower?

Ree
Ree
13 years ago

P.D. “BangoLow” is not the cousin of “JudeLow”, so you beeter bee out of heere beefore you call thee papparazzi, d’you listen to MEE? My bee barks. Thanks ffor your understanding.

cm
cm
13 years ago

P.S. most large dog sits on here and alerts my face of your being…. he will come on you and make you die.

Stefan
Stefan
13 years ago

One must wonder what goes on inside this “bangolow”.

emodarthvader
13 years ago

i love u

Christopher Arbizu
Christopher Arbizu
13 years ago

Don’t come a knockin when the bangolow’s a rockin.

Taylor
Taylor
13 years ago

anyone wanna play ding-dong ditch?

keith
keith
13 years ago

i understand o.k. and i hate you too 🙂

Ian Leo
Ian Leo
13 years ago

The greatest proof of “Freedom of Expression”.

Steve
Steve
13 years ago

So then why is there a doorbell?

pat
pat
13 years ago

Your police are not being able to catch me I are being a man of gingerbread made.

Miles24
Miles24
13 years ago

I think this is where Dr. Seuss got his inspiration from.

Lex
Lex
13 years ago

Free puppies. Inquire within.

ali
ali
13 years ago

This guy needs to work for Hallmark. Their “thinking of you” cards would take on a decidedly different meaning. “I’m thinking of you…with a spear through your fat head!”

Lizi
Lizi
13 years ago

well… at least we know that michael jackson isn’t living there….

Pokejedservo
13 years ago

Somebody needs a hug! 🙂

James
James
13 years ago

Except on Party Business.

Pete
Pete
13 years ago

I see the sensitivity/anger management courses are paying off at last!

Jane
Jane
13 years ago

Well then, he better not come out of his house…

craplo
craplo
13 years ago

Have A Nice Day….now go away

Miss Echo
Miss Echo
13 years ago

ya’ll don’t come back now…. ever.

cas
cas
13 years ago

Somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.

Ric Mauger
Ric Mauger
13 years ago

When “No hawkers, please” just dosen’t cut it..

patcap365
patcap365
13 years ago

trick-or-treaters beware, this guy ain’t playin’!

RP
RP
13 years ago

FTW! I need that sign infront of my house.

kevin
kevin
13 years ago

Translation: “You #%$%^ kids get off my lawn!”

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
13 years ago

One too many visits from the Jehovah Witnesses…

Robert
13 years ago

If this Bangalow’s a-rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.

dropkickmurphy
13 years ago

watch out, the doorbell has a 1000volt charge!

Shadowdancer21b
Shadowdancer21b
13 years ago

Yeah, even you Junichi!

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

He really went to a lot of trouble. Most other people would just have put up a sign that said “F**k off!”

Wes
Wes
13 years ago

later that day his heart grew 3 times the size it was.

Redrik
Redrik
13 years ago

Avon calling !

Ali-kins
Ali-kins
13 years ago

Sam the Eagle lives in Malaysia?

majipa
majipa
13 years ago

Amen…A.M.E.N

Was just wondering…did Mr. have one laxative too many

Max
Max
13 years ago

You might as well not have a door at all. In fact, you shouldn’t even live in a human community!

meowish
meowish
13 years ago

I always thought you were my best friend…..until I visited your house.

All your bases are belong to us.
All your bases are belong to us.
13 years ago

A message to you:

Open the door to the world. Believe that no one is going to hate you. Give a try to pop out a bit of your small house, and you will be happy.

Kenji
Kenji
13 years ago

the radical solution to children finding lost soccer balls…

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