And have a nice day…
Sign found in Malaysia.
But we love you!
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
I am come delivery you parcel most urgent.
But being afraid for police catch me, and you are the hostility,
I am of minded to go from here quick. If still wanted the parcel,
you are need go fetching for yourself it at the parcel station.
Most happy apology
Man Service of Delivers.
Maybe we should get back on our bikes and peddle our Mormon wares elsewhere….
No chance of borrowing your lawn mower then ?
Is that a buzzer for the gate just above the sign? God, that’s tempting.
Who is Mee? I better ring up and ask.
but uncle i is your nephew. i come with message! oh dear uncle i bring word of death. the death was of your mother. oh dear uncle i also wanted to borrow a lemon from your tree. oh dear uncle give me a sign on what to do! -” nephew, i hate citrus fruit. nephew i hate my mother nephew i hate evryone. now i chuck tree at your head” thank you uncle. i luv. ” reely ? i hate” ooo
I love you too, Grandpa!
Hate thy neighbours as thyself.
Meh, at least he’s honest.
…So, who’s up for a little trespassing?
well, now that we know how he feels, maybe we should send him those pictures of him in the shower?
P.D. “BangoLow” is not the cousin of “JudeLow”, so you beeter bee out of heere beefore you call thee papparazzi, d’you listen to MEE? My bee barks. Thanks ffor your understanding.
P.S. most large dog sits on here and alerts my face of your being…. he will come on you and make you die.
One must wonder what goes on inside this “bangolow”.
i love u
Don’t come a knockin when the bangolow’s a rockin.
anyone wanna play ding-dong ditch?
i understand o.k. and i hate you too 🙂
The greatest proof of “Freedom of Expression”.
So then why is there a doorbell?
Your police are not being able to catch me I are being a man of gingerbread made.
I think this is where Dr. Seuss got his inspiration from.
Free puppies. Inquire within.
This guy needs to work for Hallmark. Their “thinking of you” cards would take on a decidedly different meaning. “I’m thinking of you…with a spear through your fat head!”
well… at least we know that michael jackson isn’t living there….
Somebody needs a hug! 🙂
Except on Party Business.
I see the sensitivity/anger management courses are paying off at last!
Well then, he better not come out of his house…
Have A Nice Day….now go away
ya’ll don’t come back now…. ever.
Somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.
When “No hawkers, please” just dosen’t cut it..
trick-or-treaters beware, this guy ain’t playin’!
FTW! I need that sign infront of my house.
Translation: “You #%$%^ kids get off my lawn!”
One too many visits from the Jehovah Witnesses…
If this Bangalow’s a-rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.
watch out, the doorbell has a 1000volt charge!
Yeah, even you Junichi!
He really went to a lot of trouble. Most other people would just have put up a sign that said “F**k off!”
later that day his heart grew 3 times the size it was.
Avon calling !
Sam the Eagle lives in Malaysia?
Was just wondering…did Mr. have one laxative too many
You might as well not have a door at all. In fact, you shouldn’t even live in a human community!
I always thought you were my best friend…..until I visited your house.
A message to you:
Open the door to the world. Believe that no one is going to hate you. Give a try to pop out a bit of your small house, and you will be happy.
the radical solution to children finding lost soccer balls…